Remember when you read these? You totally read these!
The Ice Bucket challenge was a big hit for our friends at Deadspin, and it was a big hit for us. Men and women might be from Mars and Venus, but those planets are still in the same viral galaxy ;).
Here's a peek at where it all began. And what a beautiful journey it was.
Hero cat: We salute you.
If you somehow managed to miss this story the first time around, here it is.
Who doesn't love old ladies being old ladies?
One woman did the impossible: she made jogging interesting and fun.
Kara Brown has been responsible for some of the best Ferguson coverage out there. In this early piece, she captured some of the original rage that had just started echoing across the nation.
This was a year in which food companies did some normal stuff and it was nice to see.
As far as I am aware, this advertisement and its predecessor from the year prior are my top-rated posts ever on Jezebel dot com. Congrats to me!
Kim Kardashian tried to throw off the Ass Wars with the rest of the nude body. The attempt failed.
A post that proves that sometimes all it takes is the right combination of words in a headline and a little Facebook magic. Watching this blow up was one of the funniest, most inexplicable (but also most explicable) things I've seen in a long time.
Women's bodies looking a weird way!
VIN. Vin. VINNNNN.
Erin Gloria Ryan's throughly researched, deftly-executed exploration of America's various bro subcultures. A definitive study.
Never watched this. Is it good?
Give Mark Shrayber a gross sex thing and he will run a million miles. I'll never look at a Hot Pocket the same again.
The now-infamous trove of stolen celebrity nudes dropped on a weekend, and what a bomb it was.
I also didn't watch this. Is it good?
Viewers of the Miss USA Pageant were surprised to see a woman who looked "normal" during the event, whatever that term means.
After Elliot Rodger's attack at UCSB, Erin Gloria Ryan went where no one in their right mind would ever want to go: into the forum PUAHate, where Rodger spent his time discussing how terrible women are. "Elliot Rodger and company aren't the mentally ill outliers that the media (and the NRA) depicts them as," she concluded. "They're much more common than we want them to be."
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- 'Cruel' Models Bully Kendall Jenner During Fashion Week
- Watch Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Play The Newlywed Game
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- Christy Mack Releases Statement, Photos Following Attack
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- The Best Commentary on Ray Rice's Suspension Comes From Joe Biden
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- Breast Cancer Survivor Goes Naked on Facebook to Raise Awareness
- Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School
- Dudes, Stop Putting Women in the Girlfriendzone
- Watch a Woman Experience 100 Instances of Street Harassment In One Day
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- Duke University Freshman Outed as Porn Star
- Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to an End
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- Singer Gets a Major Photoshop Makeover in Music Video
- Terry Crews: Modern Day Masculinity Can Be as Damaging as the Taliban
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- We're Offering $10,000 for Unretouched Images of Lena Dunham in Vogue
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