CelebritiesReal Housewife Kyle Richards Keeps Finding New Ways to Deny Ozempic RumorsThought Kim Kardashian's MET Gala weight-loss press tour was bad? Meet Richards' Ozempic rebuttal campaign.Audra Heinrichs
CelebritiesMelanie Lynskey Should Host a Master Class in Responding to Online Body ShamingThe Yellowjackets star fired back on Twitter Wednesday at a former America's Next Top Model winner who had some things to say about her physique.Emily Leibert
CelebritiesElizabeth Chambers Says She Learned About Armie Hammer’s Cannibal Fetish When Everyone Else DidRodlyn-mae Banting
Dirt BagThe Church of Satan Thought Kim Petras and Sam Smith’s Grammys Performance Was ‘Alright’Ted Cruz found it “evil,” and Marjorie Taylor Greene called it “demonic;” meanwhile, Satanists found it to be "nothing particularly special."Emily Leibert
Dirt BagThe Church of Satan Thought Kim Petras and Sam Smith’s Grammys Performance Was ‘Alright’Ted Cruz found it “evil,” and Marjorie Taylor Greene called it “demonic;” meanwhile, Satanists found it to be "nothing particularly special."Emily Leibert
Dirt BagMila Kunis Tried, Failed to Fix Ashton Kutcher's and Reese Witherspoon's Painful Lack of ChemistryEmily Leibert
Misc. GossShawn Mendes, 24, is Rumored to Be Dating His 51-Year-Old ChiropractorFor what it's worth, I do not recommend dating a man under 25 at any age and am growing tired just thinking about it.Emily Leibert
Misc. GossAustin Butler Ditches Elvis Accent, Vanessa Hudgens Gets Engaged. A Coincidence?Rodlyn-mae Banting
Misc. GossTom Brady Is Reportedly Not Dating, Will Be a Dad for ‘Several Months’ Before Starting $375M Fox Sports GigEmily Leibert
Misc. GossAs Austin Butler and Kaia Gerber Make Out Everywhere, Twitter Takes Up Arms for Vanessa HudgensKylie Cheung
NewsTom Brady Shouts Out His Exes, Gisele Bündchen and Bridget Moynahan, in Retirement PostThe NFL's oldest quarterback is putting down the football for real for real this time.Kady Ruth Ashcraft
Notable/QuotableJoshua Bassett Declares He Had 2 Miraculous Encounters With JesusBassett says he'll share more about his "first hand" encounters with Jesus soon. Meanwhile, fans are curious where this is all coming from.Kylie Cheung
Notable/QuotableDakota Johnson, Past Armie Hammer Defender, Jokes She Was Almost Another Woman He ‘Tried to Eat'Kylie Cheung
Notable/QuotableVanessa Hudgens, Austin Butler's Ex, Reacts to His Elvis Voice Being Permanent: 'Crying'Kady Ruth Ashcraft
Royal TeaThe Most Unhinged, TMI Revelations From Prince Harry’s Tell-AllMultiple details about his royal penis; shade at William; some extremely low-stakes lip gloss drama—what more could you ask for, besides none of it at all?Kylie Cheung
Royals‘Older Woman’ Prince Harry Lost His Virginity to Was 2 Years Older and a Good Friend of His“It was literally whambam between two friends,” Sarah Walpole said of the tryst that took place when both were teens. Ahh, young lust.Rodlyn-mae Banting
Themed WeekAm I the Only One Who Remembers Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Racist Vine?Six years ago, Kylie and Kendall Jenner starred in a racist little Vine video that I’m convinced everyone forgot about except me. In 2015, Kylie and Kendall Jenner got in on the Vine craze. The now-defunct short-form video app was already a…Ashley Reese
Themed WeekThe Rich Kids Are FineIn the wake of the documentary Framing Britney Spears, there was a brief flurry of performative public apologies to Spears from those claiming that, at the time, they did not understand that publicly mocking her breakdown and subsequent…Emily Alford
Themed Week'Go To, Like, An Art Class': The Kardashians as Art Collectors“Most people don’t have profound philosophical thoughts all the time, they think like pop songs,” British artist Tracey Emin said in a 2013 interview, responding to criticism that her famous neon sculptures are “crass and corny.” Hot pink, purple,…Hazel Cills
