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Movies We’re at the “Hitting Protestors with Cars” Stage of ICE Fascism Now By Jim Vorel June 22, 2026 | 5:10pm
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Movies Booze Gimmicks Are Best When They Can Admit They’re Gimmicks By Jim Vorel June 22, 2026 | 3:02pm
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Movies The Reflecting Pool Story Has Gotten Too Profoundly Stupid to Ignore By Jim Vorel June 22, 2026 | 11:40am
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Honor Soccer’s World Cup GOAT with the Intense Refreshment of Fernet & CokeBy Jim VorelJune 21, 2026 | 8:30am -
Turns Out Sportswashing Makes You Bad At Sports!By Jacob WeindlingJune 20, 2026 | 12:32pm -
All It Takes Is a Broken Car Air Conditioner for Climate Change to Kill YouBy Jim VorelJune 20, 2026 | 8:30am -
The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)By Josh JacksonJune 19, 2026 | 11:50am -
Donald Trump, on the Topic of 170 Dead Iranian Kids: "Mistakes Are Made. War Is Nasty."By Jim VorelJune 19, 2026 | 8:30am -
Papa Johns Is Spying on Your Fridge to Know When You Can Be Influenced to Buy PizzaBy Jim VorelJune 18, 2026 | 3:01pm -
You Know It's a Great Nickname When Both Obama Haters and Boosters Want to Claim ItBy Jim VorelJune 18, 2026 | 11:22am -
The FBI "Foiled" an Incredibly Incompetent Right-Wing Christian Terror Attack on Trump's UFC EventBy Jim VorelJune 17, 2026 | 2:47pm -
Undisputed GOAT Lionel Messi Ties the All-Time World Cup Goal-Scoring Record with a Hat-TrickBy Josh JacksonJune 17, 2026 | 12:31pm -
Well, These Are Certainly the Most Cheerful F-Bombs You'll Ever Hear on a Tennis CourtBy Jim VorelJune 17, 2026 | 10:56am -
So, Is Rep. Tom Kean Jr. Alive or Dead?By Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 6:15pm -
Trump Lost the Iran WarBy Jacob WeindlingJune 16, 2026 | 3:39pm -
Pizza Hut Has Now Been Out-Pizza'd Into Abject SurrenderBy Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 12:50pm -
Cape Verde Goalkeeper Gains 8 Million Instagram Followers After Shutting Out SpainBy Josh JacksonJune 16, 2026 | 11:10am -
We Have a New Metric to Measure Which Pitcher's Stuff is FilthiestBy Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 10:49am -
A Huge Raw Milk Producer Found Tons of Pathogens in Its Milk. So They Just Sold It as Cheese Instead.By Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 8:42am -
Scottish Fans Have Already Won the World CupBy Josh JacksonJune 15, 2026 | 2:27pm -
The U.K. Is Banning Social Media for Kids. Can It Deliver More Effectively Than Australia?By Jim VorelJune 15, 2026 | 11:27am -
The POTUS May Be Half Dead, but You Don’t Have to Be with the Corpse Reviver #2 CocktailBy Jim VorelJune 14, 2026 | 8:30am -
Grand Ol' Elephant Takes a Grand Ol' Leak in the Middle of the Texas GOP ConventionBy Josh JacksonJune 12, 2026 | 5:42pm -
A Law Designed to Protect the Identity of Crime Victims Is Instead Being Used to Hide Police IdentitiesBy Jim VorelJune 12, 2026 | 4:20pm -
SpaceX IPO Makes Elon World's First Trillionaire, and It May Mark the Top of the AI HysteriaBy Jacob WeindlingJune 12, 2026 | 3:35pm -
Empty Seats Look Poised to Haunt the 2026 FIFA World CupBy Jim VorelJune 12, 2026 | 12:11pm -
Southern Baptists Formally Make Pastorship a Boy’s Club OnlyBy Jim VorelJune 12, 2026 | 9:00am -
Never Doubt the Ability of Police or Feds to Accidentally Shoot Themselves or OthersBy Jim VorelJune 11, 2026 | 3:38pm -
With Vow to Take Kharg Island, Trump Just Announced a Ground Invasion of IranBy Jim VorelJune 11, 2026 | 11:33am -
What, Did FIFA Forget to Bribe Ken Paxton Before the World Cup?By Jim VorelJune 10, 2026 | 4:52pm -
Sports' Inevitable Gambling Crisis Has Arrived with Brendan SorsbyBy Jacob WeindlingJune 10, 2026 | 1:59pm -
U.S. Sunscreen Is Actually Getting Better, for the First Time in More than 20 YearsBy Jim VorelJune 10, 2026 | 12:05pm -
The 16 Governor Races to Watch This YearBy Josh JacksonJune 10, 2026 | 8:47am -
Finally, Coors Has Created a Wondrous Device That Holds a Few BeersBy Jim VorelJune 9, 2026 | 1:49pm -
Israel Is Working Ceaselessly to Scuttle Any Iran Peace DealBy Jim VorelJune 9, 2026 | 11:31am -
Stadium Workers in L.A. Prepare for Strike as World Cup, Team USA and ICE LoomBy Jim VorelJune 8, 2026 | 5:12pm -
The Leopards Have Finally Come for the Mormon Face of Sen. Mike LeeBy Jim VorelJune 8, 2026 | 2:47pm -
New York City Is Crashing Out in Jubilation Over the Knicks as Watch Parties Get CanceledBy Jim VorelJune 8, 2026 | 11:40am -
You'll Feel Like a Thousand Million Bucks Drinking the Swanky Billionaire CocktailBy Jim VorelJune 7, 2026 | 9:00am -
It's So Over for CryptoBy Jacob WeindlingJune 6, 2026 | 9:55am -
Georgia Asks Residents, Would You Mind Helping Us to Kill Some 4-Foot Invasive Lizards?By Jim VorelJune 6, 2026 | 9:30am -
Norway Lays Down the World Cup Gauntlet with a Viking-Themed Team PhotoBy Josh JacksonJune 5, 2026 | 4:40pm -
I'm on Team "End MLB Blackouts Forever"By Jim VorelJune 5, 2026 | 3:10pm -
It’s Only a $13 Billion Aircraft Carrier, Why Would We Expect the Toilets to Work?By Jim VorelJune 5, 2026 | 9:48am -
You'll Never Be Half as Tough as the Sherpa Guide Who Spent a Week Crawling Down EverestBy Jim VorelJune 4, 2026 | 4:28pm -
MAGA’s Precious Beef Supply Is Under Threat from an Unstoppable Parasite We've Failed to ContainBy Jim VorelJune 4, 2026 | 2:03pm -
How the Humble Bean Plant Chemically Calls in Wasp Airstrikes on Caterpillar AttackersBy Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 4:29pm -
We're Fortunate the Trump Admin's Cowardice Sometimes Blocks Its CorruptionBy Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 12:36pm -
So What Are These "Valuables" That Gangs of Men Are Supposedly Searching for in New York City's Sewers?By Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 7:42am -
Trying to Wrap Your Head Around UFO 'Disclosure' Under President TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingJune 2, 2026 | 4:08pm -
The "World's Richest Cat," Karl Lagerfeld's Choupette, May Actually be BrokeBy Jim VorelJune 2, 2026 | 3:20pm -
Uh Oh, Trump Is Bored with Iran Peace Talks. You Know What That Means.By Jim VorelJune 2, 2026 | 10:37am -
Is Your Workplace Uptight Enough to Fire You over a Fetty Wap Quote?By Jim VorelJune 1, 2026 | 5:28pm -
Sure, We Might Be in a Dystopian Hellhole, but at Least the Compliance Robots Are Dog-ShapedBy Jim VorelJune 1, 2026 | 2:32pm -
Trump Can’t Decide Whether We’ve Destroyed Iran’s “Military” or “Left It Alone”By Jim VorelJune 1, 2026 | 10:30am -
You’ll Feel like an Exploding Rocket Drinking the Space-Aged Saturn CocktailBy Jim VorelMay 31, 2026 | 9:00am -
Update: After Freedom 250 Performers Cancel MAGA’s July 4 Festival in DC, Trump Says He May "Perform"By Jim VorelMay 30, 2026 | 4:41pm -
Judge Rules the Government Must Pry Trump’s Name off the Kennedy Center in Next Two WeeksBy Jim VorelMay 29, 2026 | 4:41pm -
Louisiana Approves New Voting Map Eliminating a Majority-Black DistrictBy Josh JacksonMay 29, 2026 | 4:39pm -
How Many People Does a Man Need to Threaten to Kill Before Police Will Bother to Listen?By Jim VorelMay 29, 2026 | 4:17pm -
The War Against Inflation Would Nearly Be Over If Not for TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingMay 29, 2026 | 2:51pm -
California Chemical Plant That Threatened to Explode Was Making F-35 Parts for America’s Forever WarsBy Jim VorelMay 28, 2026 | 5:54pm -
Trump Admin Removed Treasury Official After She Objected to Printing $250 Bill with Trump’s FaceBy Jim VorelMay 28, 2026 | 2:22pm -
Is There Anything More Foul than Siccing the Justice Department on Your Own Sexual Abuse Victim?By Jim VorelMay 28, 2026 | 11:06am -
“Please Feel Bad for Me” Pleads Tourist Who Threw Rocks at Endangered Seal in HawaiiBy Jim VorelMay 27, 2026 | 4:49pm -
The Vibecession Is Entirely RationalBy Jacob WeindlingMay 27, 2026 | 3:37pm -
China Is Hopelessly Tied at the Hip to Cigarettes, as Tobacco Sales Continue to IncreaseBy Jim VorelMay 27, 2026 | 3:13pm -
Data Centers Just Keep Getting More Massive and ApocalypticBy Jim VorelMay 27, 2026 | 9:41am -
South Carolina Senators Just Handed Rep. Jim Clyburn a Stay of Execution, Defying TrumpBy Jim VorelMay 26, 2026 | 4:33pm -
Texas Woman Jailed for Daring to Post Photos of Her Small Town’s Brown Tap WaterBy Jim VorelMay 26, 2026 | 12:40pm -
Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic BoilermakerBy Jim VorelMay 24, 2026 | 9:00am -
Todd Blanche Humiliated Yet Again as Judge Dismisses Criminal Charges Against Kilmar Abrego GarciaBy Jim VorelMay 22, 2026 | 4:36pm -
Good Riddance to Jared Polis, America's Worst Elected DemocratBy Jacob WeindlingMay 22, 2026 | 3:30pm -
Donald Trump Will Give His Son the Greatest Gift of All: Skipping His WeddingBy Jim VorelMay 22, 2026 | 2:20pm -
There's No Good Way to Execute a PersonBy Jim VorelMay 22, 2026 | 11:30am -
Doctors Say the Axing of USAID Has Already Cost Lives in Latest Ebola OutbreakBy Jim VorelMay 21, 2026 | 3:00pm -
Get Out of Here with Your So-Called “London Pizza”By Jim VorelMay 21, 2026 | 11:38am -
A Shuttered MAGA Brewery Wants $50 Million from Its Haters in a Lawsuit over Hurt FeelingsBy Jim VorelMay 20, 2026 | 3:30pm -
A 104-Year Incumbent Streak in Georgia ContinuesBy Josh JacksonMay 20, 2026 | 1:49pm -
Virginia Is Taking Action to Keep ICE Agents Away from Polling Places Before the MidtermsBy Jim VorelMay 20, 2026 | 10:30am -
Does $5.25 Million Make up for 21 Years Behind Bars for a Double Murder You Didn’t Commit?By Jim VorelMay 19, 2026 | 3:58pm -
Literally No One Wants to Watch Diet Fox NewsBy Jacob WeindlingMay 19, 2026 | 2:50pm -
Why Is No One Talking About the ICE Agent Who Has Been a Fugitive for a Month?By Jim VorelMay 19, 2026 | 9:26am -
A City-Killing Asteroid Will Narrowly Miss the Earth Today. We Discovered It Only a Week Ago.By Jim VorelMay 18, 2026 | 2:55pm -
Of Course Trump Skipped MAGA’s Christian Fest on the National Mall to Golf InsteadBy Jim VorelMay 18, 2026 | 11:39am -
Level Out a Schizophrenic Spring with a Perfect MartiniBy Jim VorelMay 17, 2026 | 9:30am -
Epic Universe, Epic Memories: Revisiting a Childhood Built on Dragons and GamesBy Josh JacksonMay 16, 2026 | 11:45am -
Splinter: Trump's Oil Inflation Is More Class WarfareBy Jacob WeindlingMay 15, 2026 | 4:02pm -
Seriously, Please Stop Using AI to Plan Your MurdersBy Jim VorelMay 15, 2026 | 9:30am -
The Congo Refused to Accept a Seriously Sick Immigrant. The U.S. Deported Her There Anyway.By Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 4:44pm -
The DOJ Is Considering Personally Handing Trump $10 Billion in Taxpayer DollarsBy Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 2:09pm -
A NYT Glitch Appears to Have Punched Kamala Harris and MTG in the MouthBy Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 11:34am -
Robotaxis Are “Safer” than Human Drivers, but Also They Sometimes Drive Into Floods, WhoopsBy Jim VorelMay 13, 2026 | 4:00pm -
MAGA Congresswoman Chooses to Mock 10-Year-Old Student for Daring to Write Her a LetterBy Jim VorelMay 13, 2026 | 12:06pm -
You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Gotta Hand it to Marjorie Taylor GreeneBy Jacob WeindlingMay 12, 2026 | 4:53pm -
Trump's Approval Rating Is Now a Full 20 Points UnderwaterBy Jim VorelMay 12, 2026 | 3:05pm -
Guess Who Canceled U.S. Hantavirus Research Last Year, at the Height of DOGE?By Jim VorelMay 12, 2026 | 11:19am -
Netflix Just Removed One of the Last Features to Make its UI Even Slightly UsableBy Jim VorelMay 11, 2026 | 3:54pm -
Trump Scammed Another $59 Million from MAGA with Pre-Sales for “Trump Phones” That Don’t ExistBy Jim VorelMay 11, 2026 | 11:53am -
Trump Is the Best POTUS Ever, When You’re a Fake Christian GrifterBy Jim VorelMay 10, 2026 | 10:00am -
Being “Pro-Transgender” Now Makes You a Terrorist, According to Trump AdministrationBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 3:28pm -
Putting His Name on Chuck Schumer's UFO Homework Won't Save Trump's Failing PresidencyBy Jacob WeindlingMay 8, 2026 | 3:05pm -
“We’re Not a Stupid Country” Says Secretary of State, ReassuringlyBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 11:40am -
Cuba Is Now Drowning in a Sea of Burning Trash and Disease While the U.S. Looks OnBy Jim VorelMay 7, 2026 | 3:49pm -
“Petty, Loud and Obnoxious”: Surgeon General Nom Nicole Saphier’s Deleted Tweets About TrumpBy Jim VorelMay 7, 2026 | 1:26pm -
DHS Tried to Reveal the Identity of a Canadian Who Dared to Post About Trump and ICEBy Jim VorelMay 6, 2026 | 4:42pm -
The Nation's Top Book Publishers Are Suing Meta and Zuckerberg Over Books Stolen by AIBy Jim VorelMay 6, 2026 | 12:36pm -
Hey Look, the Price Tag of Trump's Ballroom Just Doubled AGAIN, to $1 BillionBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 5:23pm -
Unfortunately, We Do Have to Worry About the National DebtBy Jacob WeindlingMay 5, 2026 | 4:43pm -
Polling Shows Republicans Genuinely Have No Idea What “Political Violence” Even MeansBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 3:37pm -
Trump and Hegseth Are Now Just Pretending We’re No Longer at War with IranBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 11:25am