Democratic Socialists Ruin Family Destroyer Kirstjen Nielsen's Dinner at a D.C. Mexican Restaurant

Homeland Security secretary Kirstjen Nielsen decided to wind down from a long few days of lying her ass off about the Trump administration’s family separation policy by dining at a fancy Mexican restaurant in D.C. So, activists at the Metro D.C. chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America decided to pay her a…

The Clothing to Wear When You Want The Least Amount of Material Touching Your Body

Greetings from the puddle I currently live in for the foreseeable future. As the numbers on the thermometer creep higher than my high school test scores, it’s time that we talk about how not to feel like you’re walking through soup on your way to work. Looser silhouettes and light fabrics (think linen and cotton) are…

Migrant Parents Face a Long, Complicated Road Ahead to Get Their Children Back

After the official launch of Jeff Sessions’ “zero-tolerance policy” in April, which mandates the criminal prosecution of everyone who crosses the border without authorization, at least 2,300 children—over a hundred of whom are under the age of four—have been forcibly separated from their parents. (The Trump…

New Yorker Film Critic Has Reservations About Children's Movie Because His Boner Kept Blocking The Screen

Have you seen Incredibles 2? If you liked 2004's The Incredibles, about a family of superheroes in a sort of midcentury-modern-flavored alternate universe America, you’ll likely enjoy its sequel very much. As you might expect from any big-budget sequel it’s a little less fresh than the original and bloated in ways…

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Powerlifting Coach on Don Jr.'s Terrible Form and the Dark Trap of Ego: 'It Gives Powerlifting a Bad Name'

On Sunday, Donald Trump Jr. announced that he had reached a new personal record in the amount of weight that he could put on his back and squat. “Let’s go, Don!” shouts his spotter before looking away, toward what is probably a mirror, in the Instagram video. “Come on, big boy,” he says. After completing what seems to…

Tag, a Movie About Grown Men Playing Tag, Isn't Absurd Enough to Be Funny

The popular children’s game Tag—where kids run around getting “tagged” until one survivor remains—does nothing more than foster strategic skills and provide a healthy amount of cardio for its participants. One person in the game wins, while everyone else loses. The movie Tag, which stars a crew of occasionally…

Find Something Unique From Etsy's Big Birthday Sale 

Etsy’s celebrating its 13th birthday with big discounts on jewelry, vintage items, clothing, crafting supplies, and home goods. There’s a lot to look through, but if you’re looking for somewhere to start, I’d take a look at these cool fingerprint rings, floating shelves, a personalized cutting board, and 3D papercrafts