John Mayer doesn’t want to read his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson’s book, okay? Frankly, I hate to agree with John “white supremacist dick” Mayer about anything, but it is very reasonable not to want to read, watch, or listen to anything that one of your exes has created. I dated a man in college who dumped me and…

Dr. Anthony Fauci fights diseases, and also Trump’s willful incompetence, but he hasn’t yet had to fight against internet horniness—until now.

As many states issue stay-at-home orders and nonessential businesses are forced to shut down, retailers and retail workers alike face financial uncertainty. But what most retailers are hopefully not doing to remedy this uncertainty is offering shoddy, ineffective do-it-yourself mask kits in order to be classified by…

Many YouTubers have two channels. One is their bread and butter—if you’re a BeautTuber, it’s where all your makeup tutorials are posted, if you’re a DIY blogger, it’s where all your hack videos can be found. On the side is a vlog channel—an account with considerably fewer followers dedicated to the more mundane…

It brings me no pleasure to announce that I have solved the mystery of Andrew Cuomo’s nipples.

An easily foreseen result of the last few weeks is that people stuck at home are reading more books. Or, at the very least, talking about the books that will remain on their shelves, gathering dust and begging to be read. But with the innumerable amount of YA romps and “wellness” diets and self-published romance…

In the early days of social distance, during my first weekends crammed into my house, I struggled to read the big, ambitious books that I had squirreled away for all this time alone. I bought Ducks, Newburyport, a whopper of a novel that’s refreshing thanks simply to its structure. The novel is written as one long…

Season 12 of Real Housewives of New York is set to air April 2 on Bravo, and what a time to be alive! With franchise favorite Bethenny Frankel gone once again, it’s time for the rest of the cast to step up to the drama plate and deliver the next batch of iconic RHONY screaming matches. To help you prepare, Jezebel is…

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s daily briefing became a family affair Thursday when he was joined by his brother Chris, CNN host and recently diagnosed covid-19 patient.

Millennials have allegedly killed every good thing in America, aside from avocado toast which is the only thing millennials can legally consume. According to a 2017 Business Insider report, millennials don’t drink enough and the few who do prefer wine and spirits to beer, killing beer sales. (Of course, beer is both…

“Health crises of any kind—local, national or (like the current coronavirus), global in scale are a wake-up call for all of us,” writes Dr. Frank Lipman for The Well, a private, $375 a month “wellness club” that includes a practice called “vibrational energy healing.” “As one of my patients recently said, ‘There’s…

Virtually every shot of acclaimed Polish director Małgorzata Szumowska’s English-language debut, The Other Lamb, looks like a work of art. So arresting are the movie’s visuals, the result of a near-psychic connection between Szumowska and her trusty director of photography Michal Englert, that they might make you feel…

Here in California, it’s been nigh on three weeks since most of us have seen the dim but glorious lights of bars and restaurants. But over in Georgia, Governor Brian Kemp has just this week issued a statewide stay-at-home order, as he has only recently learned that people seem to be catching the virus that causes…