Donald Trump Will Not Do 'Lock Her Up' to Ivanka
Snakes! In my face! It’s how I feel! A metaphor…
Bankrupt David's Bridal to Brides: REMAIN CALM
David’s Bridal has declared bankruptcy but they really want everyone to know that all the brides will be getting their gowns, please please PLEASE do not panic! Everything is fine!!!
The Inventory Gift Guide For Women With Good Taste
We love putting together holiday gift guides because it’s basically an excuse to gush about every single thing we’re obsessed with right now. And we feel pretty damn confident that the women in your life—the women who drink, women who dress well, women who travel and have dogs and smoke weed and love self care—are…
How Hurricane Michael Revealed the Forgotten Victims of Climate Change
Jose Herrada, an inmate at Florida’s Gulf Correctional Institution, first heard news about Hurricane Michael on the radio. Initially, Herrada thought little of it. Although the state of Florida had issued a mandatory evacuation order for nearby Panama City and surrounding areas, officials at Gulf CI hadn’t brought up…
Peas and Carrot Will Live Out Their Days Peacefully But You Will Not
A pair of turkeys named Peas and Carrot lived it up in hotel room covered in what appears to be wood chips and other fowl paraphernalia before being pardoned by President Trump on Tuesday.
For $18, You Can Get Your Teeth So White That Zadie Smith Will Write a Book About Them
“You know, I think my teeth have gotten too white,” said no one ever. Seriously, there’s no limit to the brightness of a perfect smile. Because of this, Amazon has the 12-Treatment Crest 3D White Vivid Plus Whitestrips Kit for $18 when you clip the $5 off coupon on the product page and apply code 7CWSVIVIDBF at…
At Least Seven Women Will Do Formula E's Test Session in Saudi Arabia Next Month
Just six months after the country lifted its ban on female driving, several women race-car drivers will participate in a Formula E test session on the Saudi Arabian streets. The test will happen right after the Formula E race in the city of Ad Diriyah on Dec. 15, and at least seven women will drive in it.
CT From The Challenge (Yes, That CT) Got Married
Hello, Challenge fans—all 12 of you*. CT, the reformed hothead who started off on The Real World and fought long enough to become a hero on MTV’s adult competition show The Challenge, is best known for launching his career* by fighting his roommate Adam on The Real World: Paris. That CT has grown up (he’s a father…
This Year's Christmas Ham Is Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton
’Twas 35 days before Christmas when, all through the house, I was mad at the music video because not to kink-shame but don’t involve me??
Our Readers' Favorite Vacuum Is Under $100 For the First Time Ever
The Shark Navigator Lift-Away is your favorite upright affordable vacuum, and Amazon’s marked it down to $98 today, well below its usual $140-$150, and the first time we’ve ever seen it under $100. This deal probably won’t last long though, so lock in your order before they’re all sucked up.
We Ate a Feast of Bugs to Get a Leg (or Six) Up on the Apocalypse
Let’s face it: We’re probably going to have to eat bugs one day if we want to remain on this planet. Many have a low feed conversion ratio, love being packed in confined spaces (thereby eliminating the particular ethical concerns of factory farming), and are, according to some, delicious. Bugs (including insects,…
The Duck Was In My House This Whole Time
Yesterday while walking through the office of my four-room railroad apartment, I had a revelation: I own the hot duck, in the form of this tchotchke my roommate picked up somewhere and at some point put on a shelf.
It's Time to Save: Take 35% Off Your Choice of Breda Watches For Black Friday [Exclusive]
If you don’t know about Dallas-based Breda, it’s time to change that. The watch brand creates minimalist, easy-to-wear styles of watches that aren’t overworked or over priced. And we’ve got an exclusive discount this Black Friday: use the code KINJABF35 and grab any full-priced watch for 35% off. That beats the…
The Inexplicable Sexiness Of Ivy Valentine
From the first day I played Soulcalibur in the early 2000s up to playing Soulcalibur VI in the present day, I have felt every possible feeling about character Ivy Valentine’s tits and ass. Alienated. Angry. Sad. Jealous. Embarrassed. Bored. Horny. Amused. Jaded. Ivy hasn’t changed much throughout the life of the…
Everyone's a Hypebeast
Hypekids, the best and funniest Hypebeast spinoff Instagram and Twitter in that it is for children who are hypebeasts, has brought to my attention that Barbie fucks with Supreme and Louis Vuitton x Supreme. Literally no one is not hypebeasting at any given time, even the most traditional and conservative Americans…
Make Holiday Travel Less Stressful With a Deal on Eagle Creek's Excellent Packing Cubes
I know packing cubes can seem redundant—they’re like luggage for your luggage—but trust me when I say that they make packing, unpacking, and repacking during a trip so much more pleasant, and can also help you squeeze more clothes into your carry-on.
Donald Trump Reminds Us Who He Is
Proving that he still has the capacity to shock and that there is no depth to the shame that one feels simply by virtue of being an American these days, on Tuesday, Donald Trump issued a truly vile statement on the killing of Jamal Khashoggi in which he defended the rulers of Saudi Arabia, despite damning evidence…
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Resisting Nostalgia, Plot, and Everything Else with Mattilda Bernstein Sycamore
Sketchtasy’s narrator isn’t unreliable as much as she is inconsistent. Undependable. Frustrating, even. She’ll give you a timeline all broken up, hopping from corner to corner to center left chunk as she haphazardly pieces it all back together. She’s late, she’s early, and, when she’s on time, she’s almost too on…
Give Sunday Scaries CBD Vitamins a Try For 15% Off This Black Friday [Exclusive]
If you’re having trouble sleeping, suffering from anxiety, or having trouble sleeping because of your anxiety, Sunday Scaries CBD gummies could help. Jolie Kerr shared her thoughts on them for The Inventory, and now, our readers can save 15% for Black Friday with promo code kinja15.
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