All Aboard the Golden Girls-Themed Cruise, Destination Bone Zone
A Golden Girls-themed cruise is launching in 2020, and oh my god, I bet it will get raunchy.
Malia Obama Once Again Guilty of Being Cool
Malia Obama, a normal 20-year-old person, is trending on Twitter. Why? It could be because a trash tabloid claims she has a social media account in which she mentioned Donald Trump might kind of really suck. It could be because she went on a trip and drank some rosé. It could be because she appears to use a veil of…
Florida Man Stages Fake DUI Trial to Propose to His Girlfriend
As social media continues to eat us alive, marriage proposals are more over-the-top than ever. Whatever happened to just tossing a ring at someone between Russian Doll episodes and saying “You want to do this thing or what?”
Some Actually Useful Information About Towels
Let’s talk about this tweet.
'I Took a Dump On the Glass Ceiling:' Here's a New Trailer for Veep's Last Season
A new trailer for the seventh and final season of Veep has dropped, so happy President’s Day to us. Truly, it’s got it all: Anti-vaxxers, a nice dig at your aunt who gets her news from Facebook, and the sentence, “I took a dump on the glass ceiling and I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys’ club.”
'They Should Have Just Gotten Will Ferrell': Vice Explained
In less than a week, we’ll be basking in yet another Oscars ceremony, this one with no host, fewer awards, and probably an exponential increase in disaster. To help you prepare for the schadenfreude, we’ve enlisted our beloved former Jezebel Managing Editor, Madeleine Davies, to walk us through the plot of every Best…
One of Nordstrom's Biggest Sales of the Year Is Here
Nordstrom has only a couple large sales each year and today marks the beginning of their Winter Sale. Nordstrom is taking up to 40% off a boatload of styles through February 24, though the best stuff will surely sell out early. It’ll take time to look through all the stuff, so maybe pencil it in as a meeting at work…
Major U.S. Airlines Will Soon Offer a Nonbinary Gender Option for Fliers
Fliers purchasing tickets from five major U.S. airlines will soon be able to choose a nonbinary gender option, marking a major change in ticketing policy.
It Looks Like Jussie Smollett's Case Is Headed to Grand Jury
According to TMZ, Jussie Smollett’s case will go before a grand jury early next week.
Woman Who Called Michelle Obama 'Ape in Heels' Stole $18K From FEMA
It feels like it’s been approximately six millennia since a West Virginia official was fired, then reinstated, the re-fired for calling then-FLOTUS Michelle Obama an “ape in heels,” yet somehow this happened only two years ago. My, how time drags when you are internally dying! Now, that ex-official faces up to 30…
Presidents' Day Sales, Ranked
Even if you don’t particularly want to celebrate the president or the presidency, you can just treat this as a weekend (possibly even a three day weekend!) where a bunch of retailers colluded to offer a ton of great sales. Here are our favorites, ranked from best to very good. Hail to the deals.
Netflix Kills Jessica Jones
Each time Netflix announces the cancellation of one of their Marvel series—Daredevil, Luke Cage, etc.—I shrug, say “Hm, interesting,” and return to marathoning Cheers. Today, I receive my comeuppance: Netflix is axing Jessica Jones.
Anthony Weiner Is Out Of Prison, But He Shouldn't Be
Well, well, look who’s slithered out of federal prison. It’s Anthony Weiner.
Alec Baldwin Wants to Know if Donald Trump Is Threatening Him
Alec Baldwin does a middling impression of Donald Trump on the TV and a better one in real life, but though imitation is the best form of flattery, the President does not appear to care much for him. Now, Baldwin wants to know if Trump’s displeasure with SNL Trump amounts to a threat.
Monday's Best Deals: $112 Robotic Vacuum, Mario Maker 2, Philips Hue, and More
A $112 robotic vacuum, a huge sale on cold remedies, and a preorder discount for Super Mario Maker 2 lead off Monday’s best deals from around the web.
21 Savage on ICE Arrest: 'I Represent Poor Black Americans & I Represent Poor Immigrant Americans'
21 Savage spoke to The New York Times about his arrest and subsequent release from ICE custody earlier this month, delving into his memories of his early childhood in London and arrival in the United States at age 7.
Just Give In and Buy a Robotic Vacuum Already; It's Only $112 Today
It might not have the name recognition of a Roomba, but this iLife robotic vacuum packs in much of the same features in a crazy affordable $112 price tag.
Firefighters 'Rescue' Perfectly Chill Mountain Lion From Tree
A mountain lion luxuriating in a tree in San Bernardino, California was rudely interrupted by a group of firefighters who insisted on removing it.
Former FBI Director Andrew McCabe Had a Very Busy 60 Minutes Interview
Former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe had a lot to say on Sunday’s 60 Minutes interview with Scott Pelley, including that Donald Trump placed more faith in Vladimir Putin’s opinion on North Korea’s nuclear capabilities than intelligence given to him by U.S. officials, and that Deputy Attorney General Rod…
RIP to Diddy's Wax Figure at Madam Tussauds, Now Dead & Headless
I am devastated to announce the demise of Diddy’s wax figure, which once lived vivaciously at the Manhattan Madam Tussauds. Cause of death: beheading. Regrettably, the murderer is still at large.
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