Absolutely NotIvanka Trump is apparently considering a run for Congress, which, in the words of Jessie J, no n-n-n-n-nooo n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nooooo no n-n-n-n-nooo no n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nooooo no nooo no nooooo no noooo noo noooooooooooooooo.Harron Walker
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