Here, Let Björk Remind You of Her Greatness
For her first TV appearance in about eight years on Tuesday night, Björk performed two songs on the UK’s Later...with Jools Holland. Wearing a 3D-printed mask that looked like an intricately decorated cake cum vulva, she stood with her all-women flute band in the middle of what looked like an ’80s garden center (heavy …
Help! Nicolas Cage Stole My Look
Actor Nicolas Cage was spotted in Los Angeles with girlfriend Erika Koike (whom The Daily Mail describes as a woman “thought to be a make-up artist”) wearing four items of clothing he appears to have stolen out of my closet while I wasn’t looking.
Amazon Perfectly Timed This Swimsuit Sale For The Long Weekend
Memorial Day Weekend, aka the unofficial start of the summer, is almost upon us. If you’re planning to hit the beach or pool and didn’t think to check if you needed some new swimsuits, Amazon’s got you covered. Prime Members can choose from over 100 swimwear from their in-house brand Coastal Blue, including…
Novelist Philip Roth Dead at 85
Novelist Philip Roth, whose vast body of work included the Pulitzer Prize-winning American Pastoral and the archetypal Portnoy’s Complaint, died Tuesday at the age of 85.
Stacey Abrams Wins Big in Georgia and Now Has a Shot at Becoming 1st African-American Female Governor in U.S. History
While the polls in Georgia officially closed at 7 p.m., the window of opportunity for Stacey Abrams, the first black woman to win a gubernatorial nomination for any major party in Georgia, opened up.
Watch Trump Get Off on Taking Away America's Reproductive HealthcareÂ
Donald Trump, a man I am certain has never paid or asked someone to abort a fetus he helped put inside them, proposed last week to withhold federal Title X grant funds from healthcare providers that offer abortions or abortion referrals. The so-called domestic gag rule would financially punish places like Planned…
A Teenager Just Won a Major Victory for the Rights of Transgender Students
A U.S. District Court judge in Virginia has ruled that transgender teen Gavin Grimm has a valid claim to sex discrimination under both Title IX and the Equal Protection Clause, after his former school board implemented a policy to prevent him from using the boys’ restroom at his school.
R. Kelly Claims It Is 'Too Late' to Mute Him, but Reader, It Is Not
R. Kelly, determined to beat out a hefty group of competitors for this year’s title of Worst Man, claimed in a viral video that it’s “too late” for critics to ruin his career, despite the slew of women who’ve come forward of late to accuse the singer of sexual abuse.
Jennifer Garner, Mother of Ants
Jennifer Garner, just barely freed of Ben Affleck, has invited several hundred less cumbersome pests into her home: a colony of ants.
This Little Green Bottle Helped Me Stop Wearing So Much Concealer
I’ll admit that when I bought the Dr. Jart+ Tiger Grass Camo Drops, they weren’t my first choice. I had wanted to try out the Color Correcting Cream after coworkers raved about it, but it was sold out basically everywhere (even online). Now, it feels like I made the better decision.
Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common GroundÂ
Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.
 The Ocean's 8 Cast Isn't Telling You to Form Your Own Crew of Jewel Thieves, But...
During a lavish press conference at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Temple of Dendur, Cate Blanchett reportedly told the assembled group of press and other looky-loos that the point of Ocean’s 8 was “Encouraging children to crime.”
The 10 Best Deals of May 22, 2018
We see a lot of deals around the web over on Kinja Deals, but these were our ten favorites today.
Some Goth Songs That We Like
It’s World Goth Day, and because goth is one of the greatest musical subgenres of the late 20th century, the Jezebel staff is here to honor goth with a playlist of some goth songs that we like.
How to Watch Porn, According to Shutterstock
First things first: Take some block letters—dig around in your child’s toy box, if necessary—and spell out your intentions: P-O-R-N-V-I-D-E-O-S. Place this special creation in front of your laptop like an incantation. Wait. Sip your coffee. Glance at your sticky note. Feel a wave of relief knowing that you’re about to…
The Adult Goth's Guide to Doing Your Makeup While Camping
It’s finally spring on the East Coast, and Jesus Christ, have we earned it. After a horrifying winter in which everyone’s toenails fell off and all our facial skin was wind-battered into ruin, it’s finally time to be outdoors. I hope to spend every free second either at the beach with a book about medical oddities or…
Carol Burnett Explains How Close She Came to Being Shut Out of Her Legendary Career by Men
On Monday night, comedy queen Carol Burnett appeared on Conan where host Conan O’Brien asked her how things have changed for women in the industry since she came up. Boy, does she have a story.
Why Is New Orleans' Black Female Mayor Secretly Working With White Nationalists?
Nearly a year ago today, New Orleans residents cheered, sang, and danced in the streets as they watched the city take down a statue of Confederate general Robert E. Lee from Lee Circle. The removal was part of a local grassroots campaign—which was in turn part of a nationwide movement—to remove Confederate statues…
GAP Is Having a Sitewide Up to 50% Off Sale, Plus an Extra 20% Off
Right now, GAP has a huge sale where everything is discounted up to 50%, which is great, sure. But, they’re also taking an additional 20% off with the code PARTY, plus you’ll get free shipping on all orders with no minimum. Thankfully, it looks like there isn’t their usual long list of exclusions, so if you love…
