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Last week, I noticed Pissing Contest commenters were voluntarily describing past birthdays and asking others to share their own stories. It was a very sweet and pure interaction and it is one that I will now exploit for the blog. What happened on your best birthday? Who do you have to thank for it?

Yes: Miley Cyrus, “Slide Away” - On her latest single, the newly separated Cyrus delivers a gorgeous rumination on a failed marriage, the youth that made her feel immortal and the age that made her realize her naiveté. I’ll never tire of her warm vocal tone, and the revelations that arise from from unrivaled…

Around the time Björk released her ninth adult solo album, 2017's Utopia, she suggested she was planning a live version of the LP with even more flutes. Given the amount of flutes already on that record, this seemed more like a threat than anything. It hasn’t materialized thus far, but Björk is nevertheless delivering…

Welcome to Should I Buy This, where noted anti-capitalist Joan Summers betrays her values and encourages participation in the consumer culture destroying our planet.

Editor’s note: This piece contains minor spoilers for Fire Emblem: Three Houses characters Marianne, Bernadetta, and Claude, as well as descriptions of emotional abuse.

I don’t know when this specific chair became the go-to chair of every casual dining establishment in America. I don’t know what they’re called—“bistro” chairs, maybe? What I do know is that I hate them, and I dread their very sight.

This story contains graphic descriptions concerning a method of suicide.

Rep. Rashida Tlaib announced on Friday that, despite receiving permission from the Israeli government to travel to the occupied West Bank to visit her grandmother, she will not make the journey because it was predicated on her promise that she would mute her support of the boycott, divestment and sanctions movement…

According to Page Six, Harvey Weinstein may face yet another indictment leading up to his sexual assault trial on September 9.

Something fun to worry about, amid our ongoing cavalcade of horrors: the prospect of the Trump administration making it easier to discriminate against those who are pregnant and also unmarried, under the guise of “religious freedom.”

The Boys is an Amazon Prime original series about superheroes breaking bad that I found myself enjoying recently against my own personal expectations. Generally, if I know anything about their backstory, superheroes are entertaining to me and the great thing about The Boys is that you don’t really have to know…

The National Rifle Association has been (mercifully) hounded by bad press this year: the organization has been hemorrhaging money for decades, they’re in a legal feud with their longtime PR firm, and NRATV has been dissolved. So news that tens of thousands of dollars worth of donor funds were spent making sure that…

If a reality television star almost hooks up with an actually famous person in the club—and Page Six didn’t report it—did it even happen? The Hills: New Beginnings starlet Whitney Port tackled this existential conundrum this week on her podcast “With Whit” when her guest, Harper’s Bazaar entertainment director Andrea…