TLC's Mama Medium Is So Disgustingly Exploitative, It's Actually Unbelievable

Reality TV isn’t a cesspool; it’s more a bottomless pit. Believe that you’ve seen the worst of it at your own peril—soon enough you’ll plunge to a new low. There will always be one. In my years of watching trash that incentivizes people to act like garbage, I’ve seen someone resort to shitting on the floor when…

Hot Pants-Wearing Scourge of Corporate America Dead at 89

Evelyn Davis, a long-running fixture of annual shareholder meetings who can perhaps best be described as “larger than life,” has died at 89. A Holocaust survivor, she went on to spend several decades molding herself into the worst nightmare of CEOs across America. She was loud, and she was not shy about being a total…

Today Could Decide What the Next Decade of Voting in America Looks Like

The midterms won’t just determine who has control over the Senate and the House of Representatives, who’s in governor’s mansions and who’s running state legislatures, or what ballot measures voters approve. They could very well play a huge role in how our elections work over the next decade and beyond.

People All Over the Country Are Ready to Fucking Vote Already

It’s finally Election Day and people are ready to do this shit. And as plenty of people are already noting on Twitter, that can also mean waiting in line. While this often points to a larger problem—an inadequate system, a lack of polling locations, glitchy machines—it’s also a sign that voters are engaged this…

Megyn Kelly Was Supposed to Helm NBC's Election Night Coverage Before She Got the Boot

Before she was let go from NBC due to insensitive remarks about blackface, former “Today” show host Megyn Kelly was slated to head the network’s election night coverage, alongside esteemed anchors as Lester Holt and Savannah Guthrie. Allegedly, Kelly’s rating were abysmal and the network decided to try and find an…

Trump Laments No Longer Being Able to Say His Daughter Ivanka Is 'Beautiful'

On the eve of the most important midterms of our lifetimes, Donald Trump was out in Ohio keening that he can’t call his daughter Ivanka—or any woman—beautiful anymore, implying the Political Correctness Stasi (his own staff?) will stick his orange head on a pike like a pumpkin, as though that’s the main problem here…

Nail an At-Home Gel Manicure With This $32 UV LED Dryer

There are a lot of reasons why gel manicures are preferable to regular nail polish. Gels last so. much. longer. than not-gels. They don’t chip. They stay shiny for weeks. And most importantly, your nails are dry when you leave the salon, so there’s no risk of messing up your new nail look. But there is a downside: A…

United States Olympic Committee Gets Closer To Putting USA Gymnastics In The Trash Can

A few short days after Simone Biles found historic success at the World Gymnastics Championships, the United States Olympic Committee announced this afternoon that it was in the process of revoking USA Gymnastics’ status as a national governing body. The revocation isn’t official though and will take time, the USOC’s…