Megan Greenwell forever and ever amen. (It’s Cry Time, as always.)

Allow me to begin with a caveat: dealbreakers in a relationship don’t mean shit. If you are a human who dates other humans, there just some behaviors that you cannot accept. Some are fine, like, don’t date a racist. Easy. Done. Others are just excuses, a reason to look for flaws in someone to protect yourself from…

Yes, I luh ha: Lana Del Rey, “The Greatest” - Hands down, I think Lana’s new song “The Greatest” is one of the best pop songs released this year and possibly one of her best songs ever (in my heart, that title still goes to “Love.”) What I love about Lana’s music is despite its romantic references to the Beach Boys…

There is a version of the story of this company in which idealistic journalists, unconcerned with profit, are posed against ruthless business-doers, concerned about profit above all else. That would be a convenient story, pitching me and my colleagues and friends as people who just care too much about The Truth to…

Yesterday, Philadelphia’s Morris Animal Refuge posted photos of a big cat. A really big cat. It went viral.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has undergone another round of cancer treatments, NBC reports, and for the love of god and country I’m gonna need her to keep trooping through it. The Supreme Court released a statement that she has received radiation for a cancerous tumor on her pancreas, discovered July 31…

Deadspin editor-in-chief Megan Greenwell is leaving us for WEIRD Magazine, which we can only assume is a sad rip-off of Mad and Cracked. We will miss her deeply, and to show our affection in the only way we know how, we’re roasting her ass.

Like many, I was in awe of the way Peppa Pig revolutionized children’s entertainment with the release of her critically acclaimed My First Album. In a year besieged by the darkest forces in the universe, an animated pig singing her “Bing Bong Zoo” song was a welcome reprieve. Unfortunately, the purest of things are…

The White House reportedly wanted rapper A$AP Rocky to publicly thank President Trump for attempting to facilitate his release from a Swedish jail, but A$AP Rocky ghosted them instead. Yahoo News reports that this “bizarre saga” left behind a sea of bruised egos at the White House, but what’s paramount is that Rocky…

Finally, a priest I can really get behind.

When Richard Pearshouse visited indigenous communities in the Brazilian Amazon in April to investigate illegal deforestation, he heard countless horrors of land grabbers directly threatening and intimidating people. One story, however, really stuck with the head of environment and crisis with Amnesty International: a…

Last time we checked in on Tomi Lahren, she was shilling concealed carry leggings on her Instagram from a brand named Alexo Athletica. Now, she’s moved beyond being a spokesperson for the brand to launching her own line. In case you needed a reminder these were some REAL god damn AMERICAN leggings that represent OUR…

Michael Gargiulo, a 43-year-old air conditioning technician known as the “Hollywood Ripper,” has been found guilty of murdering two Los Angeles women, one of whom was preparing to go on a date with Ashton Kutcher the night of her death, CBS Los Angeles reports. Gargiulo was also convicted of attempting to stab…

Baskets, an FX show that ended Thursday night, is a program that, like many in the overcrowded prestige television space, I know only in passing. The ads for the most recent season—its final one—briefly plagued the subway station by my workplace: a melancholy Zach Galifianakis in clown makeup, gazing softly into the…

Aretha Franklin’s financial situation is a source of endless wonders. She left multiple wills—one hidden in her couch! The purse that she almost always had by her side in public (even when performing) was said to contain wads of cash. For decades, financial matters held up the release of the documentary Amazing Grace…