Get Ready, A Kylie Jenner/Travis Scott Wedding Is Imminent Â
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner have been a couple for nearly two years now, have a nearly one-year-old child, seem like they’re in love, and are gonna get hitched, which is all fine.
Saturday's Best Deals: Nintendo Classics, Sonos and Atmos Speakers, Nike Flash Sale, and More
Discounted home theater speakers for the Super Bowl, refurbished SNES and NES classics, and a Nike weekend flash sale lead off Saturday’s best deals from around the web.
Everything Is Embarrassing and BadÂ
These are adults. Theoretically.
The Time You Ate Something You Definitely Were Not Supposed to Eat
There’s a particularly unremarkable episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel) recalls eating a calzone on the streets of Manhattan, dropping it, and then continuing to chow down. Unremarkable and yet, I think about it frequently because I am a chronic floor-eater. My religion is the…
The Top 10 Deals of January 18, 2019
We see a lot of deals around the web over on Kinja Deals, but these were our ten favorites today.
Cardi B Creates a Twerk Haven, and Ariana Grande Finds Happiness in Spending
Yes, but do not watch this at work: City Girls, “Twerk,” feat. Cardi B (video) - Ass appreciation is the obvious centerpiece here, but also note the impressive feline body paint, which made a Jezebel staffer comment that Cardi B should’ve starred in Cats. Is this a way of reclaiming the music-video aesthetic of male…
Please Watch My Son Timothée Chalamet Rap About Math
As the proud mother of a Beautiful Boy, the Academy Award-nominated, best actor of my heart Timothée Chalamet, it is my duty to embarrass sweet T every once in a while (we wouldn’t want all that Hollywood nonsense going to his head, now, would we?). Turns out, he is good at doing that on his own. While making his…
This Discounted Lounger Will Make Your Cat Happy, But Won't Make Her Love You
Find someone who looks at you the way cats look at the PetFusion cat lounger. Normally $50, it very rarely goes on sale, because with 6,000 reviews and an insane 4.8-star rating, it probably sells itself. It’s made of recycled cardboard, its curved design makes it easier for cats to scratch, and the grooves of the…
27 Dresses doesn’t deserve your hate and neither does Katherine Heigl
The first time I saw 27 Dresses, I felt such a strong emotional connection to its put-upon, self-sacrificing protagonist that I had to excuse myself to go sob in the bathroom after a scene in which her kindness is betrayed by her little sister. There are far more important (and far less embarrassing) stories of seeing…
What Do I Wear?
Every night before I go to bed, I stand in front of my closet, sigh loudly, and lay out what has become my uniform: a pair of jeans that may or may not fit right and a sweatshirt that is (hopefully) unstained. I put these clothes on my body. I look in the mirror before I leave for work. I’m 36 years old, but I dress,…
The State of the Women's March
Almost two years ago to the day, nearly five million people turned out for the inaugural Women’s March. Massive crowds gathered in Washington, DC and at local marches around the country in what would ultimately become the largest single-day demonstration in the history of the United States.
This Uniqlo Clearance Can Help You Stay Warm in the Coming Months
It’s cold and getting colder. With winter truly underway, Uniqlo is further discounting a nice selection of cold weather necessities for everyone with savings of up to 50%.
We Drank Wine From Pringles Cans In Solidarity With The Woman Banned From WalmartÂ
Last Friday, a woman was banned from Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas after she was accused of spending several hours riding around the parking lot in an electric scooter while drinking wine from a Pringles can. All of this transpired before 10 in the morning, which makes perfect sense to me, since we all know that the…
Wendy Williams's Return to Television Delayed Again
How you doin’? Terribly! Thank you for asking. Just this past Monday, Don Lemon, who was subbing for Williams in her extended absence from The Wendy Williams Show, said Williams was expected to resume her hosting duties next week.
Damaged People and Dark Fantasies Rule in Kristen Roupenian's You Know You Want ThisÂ
I have found that as of late, my reading tastes have skewed towards the speculative and the fantastical; real life is a nightmare and contemporary fiction has yet to provide me with a suitable replacement. Immersing myself in a novel has lost the magic it once held; everything is bad, also I’ve already heard roughly…
Anthropologie Is Taking an Extra 40% Off All Sale Items
The only thing better than wandering through the boho fantasy land that is Anthropologie IRL, is getting sucked into one of their sales online. Right now, everything in the sale section at Anthro, from unique apparel and accessories to creatively designed homewares, is an additional 40% off. To top it off, there’s…
March for Life Speaker Contemplates Baby Hitler
At some point between reading an ad for Quip toothbrushes and referring to aborted fetuses as “children slaughtered over the decades,” rightwing commentator and recurring boil Ben Shapiro has centered the abortion debate on the true issue at hand: Would you kill baby Hitler?
Court Upholds Validity of Vile, Deceptive Anti-Planned Parenthood Sting Videos
Texas is one step closer to choking Planned Parenthood from receiving crucial Medicaid reimbursements thanks to a terrible decision from the conservative-leaning U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit.
You Just Lucked Into Up to 75% Off Sale at Lucky Brand
The long weekend blowout sales are upon us, and Lucky Brand wants to make sure you get lucky with some deeply discounted apparel. Right now, take up to 75% off Lucky’s already marked-down sale sections for men and women. So don’t waste the weekend; load up on tees, tops, denim, shoes, and even some parkas like it’s…
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