On Wednesday, the Louisville Courier Journal reported that a message reportedly sent by Louisville police major Bridget Hallahan last month spoke condescendingly about members of the Antifa and Black Lives Matter movements, saying “they will be the ones washing our cars.” Bridget Hallahan is currently commander of the…

The rumors are true.

If there was any doubt that Donald Trump would not go quietly into the night, that doubt has now been pulverized into fine dust and that dust thrown to the four corners of the earth, never to be reunited hence. At a press conference on Thursday when asked whether Trump would peacefully step down if he lost the…

On Wednesday afternoon, in wake of the news that no police officers would be held responsible for the murder of Breonna Taylor, Hulu tweeted the following message: “Breonna Taylor’s life was changing. Then the police came to her door. #NYTPresents: The Killing of Breonna Taylor traces the missteps of the deadly raid.…

Breonna Taylor’s name and likeness have been immortalized on protest signs, magazine covers, Instagram posts, cringeworthy memes, and even t-shirts worn during the Emmys. There is a law named after her in Kentucky, banning the very same “no-knock warrants” that led to Louisville police officers shooting Taylor to…

As Nicki Minaj once said, “Gotta keep an eye out for Selener.” Especially if your name is Demi Lovato, and you’re dating a soap opera actor named Max Ehrich.

Leah McSweeney, whose business ventures include selling sweatpants and coffee mugs with Real Housewives of New York slogans on them, is about to be very rich. This enrichment process is standard-operating-procedure for Real Housewives, which takes already rich women and makes them richer using a scale based entirely…

Celebrity bakers, they’re just like us! Page Six reports that relatable cake lover Buddy Valastro, also known as the Cake Boss, impaled his right hand while trying to repair the pinsetting machine in the bowling alley located inside his New Jersey home. Valastro, who has reportedly fixed the machine before, decided to…

Dear Fuck-Up,

Of course, the tears Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron shed during his press conference this afternoon were a lie. They were also an audition. The audience he was performing for—the people he’s been speaking to with his body language, his haircut, his intonation, his choice of wife, and his wedding date—witnesse…

In an evening briefing on Wednesday, Donald Trump took some time out from refusing to commit to a peaceful transition of power to—once again—criticize Meghan Markle, telling the press corps that he is “not a fan.” Of course Donald Trump doesn’t like Meghan Markle. She’s a self-confident woman of color who doesn’t buy…

On Tuesday, a group of Republican Senators led by Georgia Senator Kelly Loeffler introduced a bill to prevent trans women from participating in women’s sports, a terribly mean piece of legislation whose passage has become the goal of seemingly every TERF croaking about “biological men” on Twitter. Love to know that in…

“What if your deepest fears and wounds were the key to living a turned on, passionate life, sharing your gifts with the world, and having mind-blowing orgasms along the way?” reads the back of Alexandra Roxo’s debut book, Fuck Like a Goddess. It felt like a fair question to ask myself at the time, if not also a…

It’s rude that today is Thursday and not Friday, but I guess what’s nice for the world at large is the fact that Zayn Malik has transitioned from Zaddy to Daddy.