What Do Democrats Actually Mean by 'Criminal Justice Reform'?

During a CNN Town Hall earlier this week, Senator Kamala Harris was asked if people in prison should have the right to vote. Harris responded that, “I think we should have that conversation.” But less than 24 hours later it seemed at least part of that conversation had already happened: “Do I think that people who…

Vindictive Lobbyist Writes Title IX Laws That Could Exonerate His Son

If you’re a politically powerful person in America, there are a number of levers you can pull to help your disappointment of a kid stumble through life—you can bribe college administrators to get them into a school that they have no business attending, for instance, or get them a cush job they are categorically unable…

Grab This $10 Pet Carrier and Never Fly Without Your Pet Again

Traveling can be stressful for humans, but it can be even worse for animals. They can’t actually understand what you’re saying when you put them inside of a carrier. No matter how soothing you attempt to make your voice, pets have a generally bad feeling about carriers. If you’ve been looking for a carrier that is…

Before You Let Go, Can You Cover These Classics, Beyoncé

The star of Beyoncé’s Netflix special and accompanying live album, Homecoming, is, of course, Beyoncé. The fifth star—after her Louboutin boots, both of her knees, and her powerful creative vision—is “Before I Let Go,” a cover of a Maze and Frankie Beverly classic that is the only thing I’ve listened to for the past…

This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner Is Further Proof That the Illuminati Are Capitalists!

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers is recovering from the worst food poisoning experience of her life over the weekend after a harrowing Vanderpump Rules bar crawl. Maybe her fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have made a few accurate points concerning the Queen of Diamonds! …

How Does Ryan Murphy Find the Time for a Thousand Shows?

Ryan Murphy, a man who has more ideas in his sleep, than I ever will in my waking hours, has 10 projects greenlit as part of his Netflix deal. I’m thrilled for Ryan Murphy, who is a beautiful bald genius with many good shows under his belt, but I am left wondering what device Murphy has in his possession that allows…

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