Congratulations to Glossier, Now a $1.2 Billion Unicorn
Glossier, a company that has never successfully marketed makeup to me (but give it time), is now a unicorn.
Ready Your Body for the Cardi B Stripper Movie
Cardi B, former Vine and reality TV star and current Instagram star/star of my heart, was always meant to be a movie star. At last, her time has come.
Will Somebody Please Hang Out With Dev Patel on His Birthday?
Dev Patel’s birthday is coming up, but instead of forcing his friends to spend an evening in the backyard of a bar and then diving under a table when they try to sing “Happy Birthday” to him, he has opted to contemplate his own mortality without the help of a single human being.
Glossier Just Launched a Juicy New Mango Balm Dotcom
Glossier’s cult favorite Balm Dotcom is like Lip Smackers for adults, and today, they’ve added a brand new flavor to their already delicious lineup of balms. Just in time for warmer weather, you can coat your lips in the tropical Mango Balm Dotcom, which features a subtle coral tint.
Running for President of Your Freshman Philosophy Class
Check your calendars because it’s cry time.
The 10 Best Deals of March 19, 2019
We see a lot of deals around the web over on Kinja Deals, but these were our ten favorites today.
The Very Best, Very Worst of Jared Kushner in Kushner, Inc.
There’s plenty of mildly juicy, if familiar, gossip in White House tell-all Kushner, Inc.: Greed. Ambition. Corruption., all of it packaged together to alternately inspire pity, revulsion, or both. There is Ivanka Trump apparently arriving at boarding school alone in a white limo, Melania Trump undermining her eldest…
Inside the Terrifying Labyrinth of Manhattan's Newest Mega-Luxury Mall
About an hour into my feverish Monday afternoon wandering the marble floors of the Shops at Hudson Yards, Manhattan’s latest and most controversial shopping experience, I realized that I was lost. I had been walking through the mall with purpose, looking for either a bathroom or a place to get an iced tea, but found…
What Really Happened With The Woman Who Lost Her Boyfriend At Epcot?
Over the weekend, Brittany Blake and her boyfriend Regory Turco, went to Epcot at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. At some point during their relatively innocuous date, the pair lost track of one another. Turco’s phone battery died, so Blake did what any rational adult person who just lost their grown…
Anker's Bluetooth Smart Scale Is Back On Sale For $30
if you want to keep track of your new year’s weight loss resolutions (you haven’t forgotten about them, right?), Anker’s ultra-popular Bluetooth smart scale is back on sale today for just $30, no promo code required.
Lindy West Talks Shrill and the Ever-Evolving Size Conversation
Body inclusivity may be increasingly and incrementally represented in retail (SAVAGE x Fenty) and publications (shout out to Allure), but it’s still woefully regressive on television and in movies, where positive visibility could spark a larger cultural shift. In a year when the Shallow Hal motherfucker won an Oscar,…
Welcome to the Reality-TV Horror Show of ‘Ordinary Moms’ Making Porn for Their Kids
Sarah Louise, a mother of six, is vomiting into the bushes. She is vomiting into the bushes because she has just visited a porn set. And what she witnessed on that porn set has sent Sarah Louise shuffling right out of the shoot to go puke in some shrubbery.
Just Get Rid of the Electoral College Already
On Monday night, Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren called for a complete overhaul of America’s voting system and an end to the Electoral College. Yes, please.
HBO's New Series About Anne Lister, Gentleman Jack, Looks Fun
HBO has dropped the first full trailer for its upcoming Regency-era drama Gentleman Jack, and it frankly looks like a blast.
Prime Members Can Save $60 On Ring's Home Security System, Plus a Free Echo Dot
Ring is best known for its security cameras and doorbells, but its indoor home security system is one of our favorite options without a monthly fee (but if you do want 24/7 monitoring, it’s only $10 per month). The eight-piece mid-level starter kit includes a keypad, base station alarm, a contact sensor, a motion…
Wendy Williams Tearfully Announces That She's Living in a Sober House
If it is not clear by now that The Wendy Williams Show is the can’t-miss daytime drama of the moment, please accept the clip above as evidence. On Tuesday’s show, while standing in the middle of her audience, Wendy Williams explained that she has been staying at a sober living facility to combat addiction. She…
Ranch Dressing Is Perfect, So Don't Even Try to Improve It
This morning, my colleague Megan Reynolds alerted the Jezebel staff to a disturbing piece of information. Someone thinks they can make ranch dressing—a perfect condiment—better than it already is. This is a fool’s errand, I said to myself, taken aback at my desk. This person or persons are setting themselves up for…
Elizabeth Holmes's Fake Voice Is Actually Just 'Stupid Man' Voice
There are so many ways to consume the rise and fall of Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of scam blood-testing company Theranos and Steve Jobs cosplayer: you can return to the archives of the Wall Street Journal for its formative reporting on the company, read the book that journalist John Carreyrou wrote after breaking…
This Is How Abusers Get Away With It
In 2016, state investigators found that a New York City Parks Department supervisor, Jeffrey Blount, had pressured a woman employee into having sex with him, threatening to fire her unless she agreed. According to the New York Times, this was not the only time investigators found that Blount had sexually abused and…
Tuesday's Best Deals: Cuisinart Cast Iron, Lululemon Leggings, TCL TVs, and More
An L.L.Bean sale, microSD cards, and discounts on DEWALT lead off Tuesday’ best deals.
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