8 GOP Candidates Will Battle for Worst Abortion Take at Tonight’s Republican Debate
Mike Pence already plans to go after Trump and DeSantis for not supporting a national ban: “This is a really big issue. It will be on the stage in Milwaukee.”
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Strap in y’all, election season is really and truly upon us. On Wednesday night, Republicans vying for the 2024 presidential nomination will take the stage in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. (It’s airing at 9 p.m. ET on Fox.) It is still, somehow, former President Donald Trump’s race to lose, which frankly, makes it much less entertaining than the 2016 GOP primary in the sweet, naive time before he became president.
Wisconsin is a swing state that President Joe Biden only won by about 20,000 votes, but we still expect the debate participants to be slinging servings of red meat to their base on everything from abortion, to LGBTQ people, to book bans, and whatever other kinds of oppression they get off on.
Here’s a pre-debate primer.
Who Will Be at This Cursed GOP Debate?
Nine candidates qualified by having at least 40,000 unique donors and registering 1% in a national poll, but only eight are showing up. They are:
- Florida Gov. and malfunctioning robot Ron DeSantis
 - Former Vice President and Mother-husband Mike Pence
 - South Carolina Sen. and oversharer Tim Scott
 - Former South Carolina Gov. and sole woman Nikki Haley
 - Former New Jersey Gov. and Trump covid victim Chris Christie
 - North Dakota Gov. and donor-briber Doug Burgum (who may not attend after he hurt himself playing basketball with his staff??)
 - Former Arkansas Gov. and lmao what no Asa Hutchinson
 - Entrepreneur and little shit Vivek Ramaswamy
 
Donald Trump qualified but will not attend. He claims he doesn’t need to since voters already know who he is and he’s beating everyone so badly. (Which, unfortunately, is true.) Privately, he’s said he’s skipping to snub both Fox and Rupert Murdoch since the media scion appeared to have his networks and papers support DeSantis earlier in the race—before the governor started faltering.
What Will Donald Trump Be Doing Instead?
The quadruply indicted former president did a pre-taped interview with fired Fox News host Tucker Carlson which will air tonight. Then on Thursday, Trump will turn himself in at an Atlanta jail in the case of his efforts to overturn the 2020 election results in Georgia. (By the way, we learned Tuesday night that a former Mar-A-Lago employee flipped on him in the classified documents case.)
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