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Alicia Silverstone

Best Known For:

Why: Seemingly part of her overall natural health/veganism/wellness philosophy, which occasionally tips over into outright silliness. Thinks vaccines are unsafe when given to pregnant women and will cause autism in fetuses (they won’t).

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Choice Quotes: Silverstone wrote a parenting book called The Kind Mama that is both anti-vaccination and anti-diaper:

According to Drs. Roizen and Oz…While there has not been a conclusive study of the negative effects of such a rigorous one-size-fits-all, shoot-’em-up schedule, there is increasing anecdotal evidence from doctors who have gotten distressed phone calls from parents claiming their child was ‘never the same’ after receiving a vaccine. And I personally have friends whose babies were drastically affected in this way.

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Charlie Sheen

Best Known For: Cocaine and alleged violence against women.

Why: Honestly, who knows why Charlies Sheen does anything.

Choice Quotes: Not a quote, exactly, but he was reportedly so furious that Denise Richards won a battle to vaccinate their daughters that he paid their pediatrician in nickels.

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Kirstie Alley

Best Known For: Cheers, being a person who has gained and lost weight yet really hates “circus fat” people.

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Why: Unclear. But interestingly, Alley is also a Scientologist.

Choice Quotes:

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Selma Blair

Best Known For: Lots of things, but mainly this brilliant Bobby Finger gif.

Why: According to her Twitter, because of parental choice, and despite the fact that her child has “weak immunity.”

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Choice Quotes:

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Donald Trump

Best Known For: Giving us literally years of hilarity.

Why: Why break an unblemished record of being wrong about stuff?

Choice Quotes:

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Rob Schneider

Best Known For: Something, certainly.

Why: Parental rights, general government distrust, Big Pharma suspicion.

Choice Quotes: Got pulled from a State Farm ad campaign in 2014 for explicitly linking vaccines and autism: “The efficacy of these shots have not been proven. And the toxicity of these things—we’re having more and more side effects. We’re having more and more autism.”

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Oh yeah, Rob’s all the way in this:

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Miranda Bailey (right)

Best Known For: Actor, producer, documentarian.

Why: “Nobody tells me what to do”-ism.

Choice Quotes:

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(While Hepatitis B is sexually transmitted, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services recommends the first vaccine shot be given at birth, to ensure immunity. Which is. The point. Of vaccines.)

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Erin Brockovich

Best Known For: Environmental advocacy, giving PG&E hell.

Why: Personal freedom, understandable mistrust of the government. Still, this one is a little heartbreaking.

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Choice Quotes:

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Update, July 1: On Twitter, Brockovich informs us she cannot rightly be referred to as “anti-vaccination” since she chose to vaccinate. She’s just arguing, along with Jim Carrey, for freedom of vaccination choice:

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Individual families picking and choosing whether or not to vaccinate, or which vaccinations to get, damages herd immunity. Requiring vaccination is not the government bossing you around — it’s a common sense measure to protect public health. It’s the right thing to do. It’s how we eradicated polio. Brockovich is cool as hell, but in this instance, she is wrong.

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Danny Masterson

Best Known For: That ‘70s Show, which we don’t recall well enough to make any kind of joke about.

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Why: I mean, hey, who could possibly know, although Masterson is also a Scientologist.

Choice Quotes:

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Juliette Lewis

Best Known For: General quirkiness, being surprisingly metal.

Why: Dunno! But Lewis, coincidentally, is also a Scientologist.

Choice Quotes: Several tweets and re-tweets of an anti-SB 277 petition, a now-deleted Instagram about freedom of choice:

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Bill Maher

Best Known For: Continual Bill Mahering on every platform.

Why: Just to be a Maher, it seems.

Choice Quotes: Told Playboy vaccines are no longer necessary:

“I’ve never argued that vaccines don’t work. I just don’t think you need them. There are so many maladies now that used to be rare and now are much more prevalent—things like allergies, ADD, asthma, migraines, autoimmune disorders, chronic fatigue, colitis, more colds. I’m not saying vaccines cause any of them, but the modern immune system might be less robust than it used to be because it doesn’t get its full workout going through a disease like the measles. I’m glad vaccines exist, just like I’m glad antibiotics exist, but we’ve abused the hell out of them. Bugs that no antibiotic works on anymore? I worry about that a lot more.”

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There are no vaccines for uh, allergies or colitis. That’s not a thing, Bill.

Also interviewed Robert F. Kenndy Jr. on his program, who still thinks vaccines cause autism, has compared administering them to a “holocaust”, and will tell anybody who sits still long enough, in this case Bill Maher:

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Kristin Cavallari

Best Known For: Having a 500-day recurring feature about her doings.

Why: Hollywood person version of natural health, autism fears, Jenny McCarthyitis

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Choice Quotes:

To Bravo’s Andy Cohen:

“You know, at the end of the day, I’m just a mom. There are very scary statistics out there regarding what is in vaccines and what they cause — asthma, allergies, ear infections, all kinds of things. We feel like we are making the best decision for our kids.”

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Esai Morales

Best Known For: NYPD Blue, La Bamba, activism for non-insane environmentalist and Latino issues.

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Why: Seemingly part of a broader distrust in GMOs, hidden government agendas, the UN’s supposed plan to depopulate the world, etc.

Choice Quotes: Much of the non-work related stuff Morales tweets about is vaccination and how it fits into the broader scheme of total government domination:

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Additional reporting contributed by Pfizer Pfan Natasha Vargas Cooper


Contact the author at anna.merlan@jezebel.com.
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