It’s seasonal sadness time. Do you know where your seasonal sadness is?

President Trump presented the Medal of Freedom to seven recipients on Friday afternoon, including the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. During his speech, Trump went a bit off script and ended up congratulating Scalia for leading a life of near-constant fucking.

Auntie Barb, keeping it real on a Thursday afternoon.

It’s been a while since we last checked in with Don Jr., and lucky for us, on Thursday, the Washington Post came out with a profile of Big Daddy Junior Mint that reminds us that he is a sad, sad man who has for years attempted to win the love and affection of his deranged, narcissist of a father while living a life…

After an apparent gap since John Kelly first instituted it in April, the president now has “policy time” back on his schedule:

Gearing up for what it seems will be yet another awkward, protracted firing, President Trump has told advisers that he intends to get rid of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen. This could happen anytime within the next few weeks or, sooner! Who can say!

Trump is shaking!!!

How many Trumps cosplaying colonial oppression does the continent of Africa need? It appears that answer is two Trumps, because Ivanka Trump plans to go on a multi-nation tour of Africa in January. Melania Trump just went last month, you see, and it is NO FAIR THAT SHE GETS TO GO AND I DON’T, DADDY, I WANT TO GO TO…

As wildfires rage on both ends of California, forcing 250,000 from their homes, leaving nine dead and destroying thousands of homes and acres of land, our nation’s Estranged Stepfather in Chief, Donald Trump took to Twitter to blame it all on “mismanagement of the forests.” That’s not how fire works!

Justin Trudeau has apologized for Canada’s 1939 decision to turn away the St. Louis, a steamliner full of refugees from Nazi Germany; out of more than 900 passengers, 254 were ultimately killed in the Holocaust.

The Trump administration has spent much of the last two years making it tougher and tougher for people to enter the United States and claim asylum; on Friday, the president is expected to sign a directive further limiting their ability to seek asylum at the southwest border.

The White House announced on Wednesday evening that it is revoking CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s press pass “until further notice,” following a heated exchange between Acosta and Donald Trump, and the reporter’s refusal to hand over his microphone to a female staffer who came along to collect it.

A very petite barf for you all today, since we covered a lot of shit in the last 24 hours.

Before she was let go from NBC due to insensitive remarks about blackface, former “Today” show host Megyn Kelly was slated to head the network’s election night coverage, alongside esteemed anchors as Lester Holt and Savannah Guthrie. Allegedly, Kelly’s rating were abysmal and the network decided to try and find an…

On the eve of the most important midterms of our lifetimes, Donald Trump was out in Ohio keening that he can’t call his daughter Ivanka—or any woman—beautiful anymore, implying the Political Correctness Stasi (his own staff?) will stick his orange head on a pike like a pumpkin, as though that’s the main problem here…

I don’t know why Donald Trump bothers playing anything but “Tomorrow Belongs to Me” at his Very Special Big Boy Gets Big Claps rallies, but on Sunday night he attempted to rev up the angry mob with Rihanna, and she was not happy. Cue so many “Rihanna Wants Trump to Please STOP the Music” headlines littering the i…

Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen has been on something of a repentance tour since he pled guilty to a slew of felonies and admitted to giving women hush money at Trump’s behest. First, he changed his party affiliation to Democrat and urged Americans to vote blue on November 6. Now, he’s apparently super sorry for…

An actual photo of me (on the left) and Jezebel’s Cannibal Witch (on the right) as we count down the days until Election Day. Don’t we look great??

Happy Halloween! Politics are scary! Boo???

Attorneys for Patrick Stein, a Kansas man convicted earlier this year of a 2016 conspiracy to kill Somali refugees, are asking a federal judge to give him a lenient sentence, arguing that Donald Trump’s racist and inflammatory rhetoric targeting Muslims played a large role in Stein’s desire to terrorize Muslims in the…