Crime Time for Don Jr.?
The government’s still shut down, and coincidentally my body feels like it’s shutting down!
It Isn't Easy to Publish an Obituary Saying That Trump 'Hastened' Your Death
When 87-year-old Frances Irene Finley Williams died last November, her family wanted to honor her life by including a…
Melania Could Have Made Salads
The Clemson Tigers, college football champions, visited the White House on Monday evening as a reward for doing a very…
Trump's Nominee to Replace Kavanaugh Once Wrote That Women Should Stay 'Sober' to Avoid Date Rape
Neomi Rao, who serves as Donald Trump’s administrator at the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, was…
Kellyanne Conway Can't Stop Saying 'Sexting'
Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Donald Trump, was back on Fox & Friends on Monday morning to garble up a bunch of words…
Melania's Snow Day
It snowed in Washington, D.C. this weekend, and all Donald Trump wanted, as he gazed out at the winter wonderland…
The President Fancies Himself a Wall Architect
As the shutdown drags on, the president cannot seem to shut up about the positive attributes (strong, tall,…
How Much Dumb Shit Can a Dumb Man Say in a Day?
I am sorry to deluge you with so much shit today, but it is called Barf Bag for a reason.
Can You Guess the Incredible Twist Ending of This Supercut of Donald Trump Talking About the Wall?
For as long as Donald Trump has been saying he will build a wall along the southern border he has promised that Mexico…
How to Respond When a Racist Goes on TV
Tuesday night, after major television networks and cable networks canceled their regular programming to create time for…
Racism, Tonight!
Are you going to watch Donald Trump spew some racist lies tonight? May I suggest you watch something else that will…
Vice President Good Boy Will Fetch You a Diet Coke
A revealing piece in the Atlantic, which goes into Vice President Mike Pence’s role in working to end the government…
People Reporter Who Said Trump 'Forced His Tongue' Down Her Throat Wrote a Play About the Experience
Natasha Stoynoff, a reporter for People magazine who, in 2016, published an account alleging that Donald Trump forcibly…
You Don't Have to Repeat Whatever Racist Shit They Tell You
As Donald Trump holds the government—and the salaries of some 800,000 federal workers—hostage for one of the longest…
President Still a Motherfucker, According to Multiple Sources
Right after she was sworn in to office on Thursday, Representative Rashida Tlaib called Donald Trump a “motherfucker,”…
Thank U, Steve
While defending his racist border wall to reporters on Friday, Donald Trump had an inadvertently relatable moment,…
Learning History With Dr. President
Happy New Year! First Barf Bag of 2019! Let’s get on with it!