Why just feel like you’re living under the hellish whims of Donald Trump when you can literally live under him?

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When my coworker Ashley Reese dropped this tweet into our work Slack, complete with an accompanying “smudge it” (a common cry for content we’d prefer to un-see), Senior Writer Kelly Faircloth responded, “Get her name out of your goddamn mouth.”

Steve Bannon, the White House’s estranged racist uncle, is launching a pro-Trump Political Action Committee to warn Republicans about the stakes of the midterm elections.

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Harvey Levin, the founder of TMZ who has become quite cozy with Donald Trump, has set his sights on the next POTUS: Kris Jenner.

Pea? In my coffee? It’s more common than you think…

CBS This Morning now has audio from Omarosa Manigault Newman of what she says is a conversation between Trump campaign officials about the existence of and potential spin on an Apprentice tape in which Donald Trump uses the N-word. A development that will shock precisely no one and change absolutely nothing.

Donald Trump, the thirstiest president, has a habit of calling world leaders late late late into the night.

Donald Trump Jr., a man who has perfected the 1980s corrupt hedge fund manager aesthetic but fancies himself an outdoorsy everyman, is no longer a useless son, according to dear father.

As an auntie to seven (!!!) beautiful, sweet young children, I often wonder what I would do if my siblings’ spawn turn out to be total dicks. Apparently, Stephen Miller’s uncle has been pondering the same exact question, and in an essay for Politico, Miller’s uncle David S. Glosser takes his balding white supremacist…

Welcome to another edition of Omarosa Manigault Newman Secretly Recording Shit in the White House. Today, President Trump’s dulcet, nasally tunes make their debut.

Kellyanne Conway is allegedly the Counselor to the President, but it appears her job primarily consists of going on television and saying dumb shit. Take, for instance, her Sunday appearance on ABC’s The Week, in which she decided it was a good idea to admit that handing out hush money is standard practice in the…

Do you hear that sound? The constant, maddening drip drip drip of details which Omarosa has been promising to deliver in her tell-all Unhinged: An Insider’s Account of the Trump White House which goes on sale on Tuesday and is already an Amazon bestseller available now for pre-order?

Are you tired yet of hearing about Omarosa Manigault Newman’s upcoming book Unhinged: An Insider’s Account of the Trump White House? I know I am!

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Remember Donald Trump’s stupid space force idea? Well, it is happening. On Thursday, Vice President Mike Pence week, announced: “The time has come to establish the United States Space Force.” Time to make Battlestar Galactica a reality.

Hope Hicks, the former White House Communications Director who was best known for being extremely quiet and reluctant to speak to members of the press (which some might call not doing her job), dating a fellow White House staffer who resigned after the emergence of allegations of domestic abuse, and testifying before…

Omarosa allegedly recorded a bunch of stuff Donald Trump and other White House officials said and then “leveraged” those recordings “while shopping her forthcoming ‘tell-all’ book,” the Daily Beast reports. Does anyone not secretly record this man when they talk to him? I would definitely secretly record him (in a…

Hundreds of FOIA documents obtained by ProPublica reveal that three Mar-a-Lago members—including Marvel Entertainment chairman Ike Perlmutter (!!!)—have wielded outsized influence at the Department of Veterans Affairs, from pushing their own policy agendas that VA employees treat as “orders” to forcing out VA…