Later, there was some hot hot sex. “Turn over.” “Oh, yes, daddy.” Unfortunately, it ended badly for poor, flippant, neglected Talbot. Sniff.
Still: Yum.
Meanwhile, in other hot hot news, Alcide is hot. Hot hot hot. Sookie said, “I f I knew what was best for me, I would have fallen in love with someone like you.” And I, alone on my couch, yelled, “Damn right!”
Other moments of note:
“She’s a cunt.” “But she’s a special cunt.”
“The dumb bitches always end up dead.”
“TV is all faggots and murderers and hoes, Jesus. Where the clicker?”
“Jessica, it’s over.” “No way.” “Way.”
(Then Bill went home to listen to his Dashboard Confessional/Smiths/My Chemical Romance iTunes mix, called “Depression Central.”)
“Waving a kitchen knife is a hell of a way to show you care.”
Debbie and Sookie’s TNT smackdown. They were both super scary and totally tough!
“You fuck vampires and werewolves cuz your own kind rejects you.”
