True Blood: "Conscience Off, Dick On"

Last night’s premiere of True Blood picked up right where the last season left off.

Bill’s been kidnapped, Sam’s looking for his family, Jason shot Eggs (but Andy’s taking credit for it), and Jessica’s killed a trucker.

Many characters were dealing with the aftermath of death. Jason found it difficult to have a three-way, because he kept picturing bullet holes in the heads of the young ladies he was attempting to bone. Tara, despite Lafayette’s prescription of Vicodin and tequila, was distraught over losing Eggs. And Jessica was stressing out: When a young vampire accidentally kills a dude she met at a truck stop, what the hell is she supposed to do with the body?

Highlights from the episode:

Terry’s pep talk for Andy. “I love you, cuz.”
Andy’s pep talk to Jason: “Conscience off, dick on!” It may be a formula for “acting normal,” but isn’t it also what being a vampire is all about?
Arlene’s casual racism: “I hate when they make everything about race.”
Eric’s ass. [clip slightly NSFW]
Sam’s dream, aka Bill and Sam’s Excellent Homoerotic Adventure.
Lafayette’s belted outfit.
Hoyt to Jessica: “I miss you.”
“Pussy overflow.”
“Naw, hooker, look, I can’t sell all this shit by tomorrow.”
Wolves! Not CGI wolves! Real wolves!