- We couldn't figure out why that jury didn't want to convict Pennsylvania's most prolific rapist.
- Or why Anna Nicole had fried chicken and barf all over herself.
- Or what really happened with Glamour "racist" Ashley Baker
- Or to what extent Ann Coulter has an unrequited thing for Jews.
- Or whether she's anorexic or what.
- And speaking of anorexics, whether it's progress to tip the scales at 77 pounds.
- Or whether popping estrogen pills and cross-dressing is the secret to makeingbillions.
- And is John Edwards cheating on Elizabeth?
- And is Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend sponsored by the Wu-Tang Clan?
- And will her gender prevent her from ever scoring big at the box office?
If I may, I'd just like to give a little shout-out to a topic that was covered last month about the Vagisil screening kit for ailing vaginas. ([jezebel.com]) I've been having some issues in The Notorious V.A.G. the past couple of days, so I went out and bought one and found that I do, in fact, have a yeast infection. Jezebel, my vagina thanks you!
In related news, go Red Sox!!!