Welcome (Back) to Jezebel's Horny Week

In the Year of Our Lord 2022, Jezebel launched our first annual Horny Week, a package (no pun intended) pegged (pun intended) to Valentine’s Day, but dedicated mostly to all those unbridled sexual feelings that occur outside of loving, monogamous relationships.

We brought you a meaty look at pop culture’s dicksplosion. We brought you a thoughtful reported feature feature on the most tender lovers of the animal kingdom. We brought you a personal essay on the unbearable horniness of getting sober. We revealed the absolute worst dates we’ve ever been on and the moments we first realized we were horny.

We considered coming up with a new theme for Valentine’s Day 2023, but the reality is, we haven’t blown our load yet on horny content; there’s just so much left to say. So again, we bring you Horny Week. Watch this space: There is so much to cum.

Welcome (Back) to Jezebel’s Horny Week

Another Valentine's Day is upon us, and we will once again take the opportunity to discuss sex and sexual feelings outside of monogamous relationships.

Horny Week Asks the Timeless (Metaphorical!) Question: Fuck, Marry, Kill?

I Just Want to Talk to Whoever Designed These Horny NBA Logos

What Is It That Is So F*cking Hot About Skateboarders?

The Movie Scenes That Sparked Our Sexual Awakenings

Do All Sports Fans Have a Humiliation Kink?

I’m Horny for Songs About Heartbreak—Is It Just Me?

The New Rules of Sexy Interior Design

Horny Jail Welcomes the Class of 2023

I Went to a Firefighters Singles Party and Couldn’t Find a Single Man to Rescue Me

Stop ‘Mastering’ the ‘Art’ of Eating Out and Just Learn How to Do It

TikTok Chefs Take ‘Food Porn’ Literally

What Horniness Looks Like for Asexual People

I Love When Women TV Writers Write Themselves Hot Love Interests

Big Bathrooms, Heavy Silverware, and Powerwashing: 11 Nonsexual Things That Turn Us On

Being an Abortion Reporter Has Made Me Deeply Unhorny