Tiffany Haddish Has One Last Thing to Say About Beyoncé Getting Bit in the Face

Tiffany Haddish is at the center of the #WhoBitBeyoncé storm and while you, Chrissy Teigen, and the rest of the world might have theories, the breakout Girls Trip star has no other secrets to share or, more accurately, is ALLOWED to share.

Vulture reports that Haddish came out of the hurricane basement shelter long enough to say that non-disclosure agreements may be playing a part in her current situation:

“NDAs are real, so I’m not saying shit about nothing,” Haddish said. Instead, she lectured us about what really matters — “People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on” — before joking that the guilty party was Stormy Daniels.

Stormy! Daniels! NDAs won’t stop Haddish from throwing out red herrings to throw us off the scent. Nice try, though: Think of the exact opposite of Stormy Daniels in every possible way and we’ll figure out who the real Bey biter is. Sleinad Ymrots. Eureka. And Haddish is right—taxes ARE due real soon.