It’s Jezebel’s 10th birthday party tonight (whaddup fifth grade!!!)—and yet we feel we haven’t aged a day. Tonight, pour one out for everything we’ve been through together; for our broken libidos, our declining country run by a fuzzy meat wad-in-chief, your shocking teenage past, these inspirational figures, and our daughter, who we’re so proud of, Fiona. We’ll be taking a look back on the past decade on the site over the next few months, but in the meantime, thanks for being in our family.