Joanna Rothkopf

7/3/18

I Did It for the Blog

This Sunday, I got the worst cold I’ve gotten in three years, forcing me to become a mouth breather. My lips are…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJuly 3, 2018

7/2/18

Goodbye to Ellie Shechet, the World's Only Ansel Elgort Beat Reporter

Ellie Shechet is a unique, thrilling combination of meticulous reporter, brilliant humorist, sharply insightful…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJuly 2, 2018

6/29/18

The Age of Aquaria is Upon Us

JOANNA: Last night you texted me, “I feel insane/ soaring highs/ followed by dark lows/ moral emergencies.” I feel…

Megan Reynolds

and Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 29, 2018

6/25/18

<i>Westworld</i>'s Season Finale Has Me Feeling Mildly Nauseated and Generally Optimistic for the Robot Community

Westworld's Season Finale Has Me Feeling Mildly Nauseated and Generally Optimistic for the Robot Community

The twists, turns, unclear timelines, hushed melodramatic voices, and presence of so much dust in Westworld Season 2…

PublishedJune 25, 2018

6/21/18

Mayonnaise Is Next to Godliness in These Summer Salads

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 21, 2018

6/19/18

Powerlifting Coach on Don Jr.'s Terrible Form and the Dark Trap of Ego: 'It Gives Powerlifting a Bad Name'

On Sunday, Donald Trump Jr. announced that he had reached a new personal record in the amount of weight that he…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 19, 2018

6/18/18

Pro-Life Group Has Nothing to Say About Children in Cages

Thousands of families are being separated at the United States border thanks to Attorney General Jeff Sessions’s…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 18, 2018

6/18/18

Stay in Westworld Long Enough and You're Gonna Cut Yourself Open

In the penultimate episode of Westworld’s second season, things are really getting moving. In the lawless world of…

PublishedJune 18, 2018

6/14/18

Ivana Trump and an Italian Millionaire Would Like to Sell You Diet Pasta

NEW YORK, NY—On Wednesday, Ivana Trump, businesswoman, ex-wife of the president, and mother to his three most odious…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 14, 2018

6/9/18

<i>Sex and the City </i>Season 6, Explained

Sex and the City Season 6, Explained

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…

PublishedJune 9, 2018

6/8/18

<i>Sex and the City </i>Season 5, Explained

Sex and the City Season 5, Explained

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…

PublishedJune 8, 2018

6/7/18

<i>Sex and the City</i> Season 4, Explained

Sex and the City Season 4, Explained

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…

PublishedJune 7, 2018

6/6/18

<i>Sex and the City</i> Season 3, Explained

Sex and the City Season 3, Explained

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…

PublishedJune 6, 2018

6/5/18

Congratulations to Cooke (????) Maroney (????)

Jennifer freaking Lawrence, Katniss of Everdeen, ex-girlfriend of Darren Aronofsky, third highest paid actress in…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 5, 2018

6/5/18

<i>Sex and the City </i>Season 2, Explained

Sex and the City Season 2, Explained

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…

PublishedJune 5, 2018

6/4/18

A Journey Into the Righteous, Risk-Averse World of Faith-Based Films

Almost 15 years ago, Mel Gibson directed The Passion of the Christ, a biblical drama that’s in many ways the…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedJune 4, 2018

6/4/18

<i>Sex and the City </i>Season 1, Explained

Sex and the City Season 1, Explained

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic…

PublishedJune 4, 2018

6/4/18

<i>Westworld</i>'s 'Les Écorchés' Flayed My Brain

Westworld's 'Les Écorchés' Flayed My Brain

Last season, Westworld had a couple of really great, fast-paced puzzle episodes that focused hard on dislodging…

PublishedJune 4, 2018

5/31/18

Would You Have Sex With the Phillie Phanatic?

The Phillie Phanatic, the Philadelphia Phillies’ (baseball) mascot, is six feet, six inches and 300 pounds of…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedMay 31, 2018

5/25/18

Alexa Is a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama!!!

To all the simple and naive individuals who thought that Amazon’s Alexa was essentially your property, your loyal…

Joanna Rothkopf

PublishedMay 25, 2018

Joanna Rothkopf's posts

I Did It for the Blog

Goodbye to Ellie Shechet, the World's Only Ansel Elgort Beat Reporter

The Age of Aquaria is Upon Us

Westworld's Season Finale Has Me Feeling Mildly Nauseated and Generally Optimistic for the Robot Community

Mayonnaise Is Next to Godliness in These Summer Salads

Powerlifting Coach on Don Jr.'s Terrible Form and the Dark Trap of Ego: 'It Gives Powerlifting a Bad Name'

Pro-Life Group Has Nothing to Say About Children in Cages

Stay in Westworld Long Enough and You're Gonna Cut Yourself Open

Ivana Trump and an Italian Millionaire Would Like to Sell You Diet Pasta

Sex and the City Season 6, Explained

Sex and the City Season 5, Explained

Sex and the City Season 4, Explained

Sex and the City Season 3, Explained

Congratulations to Cooke (????) Maroney (????)

Sex and the City Season 2, Explained

A Journey Into the Righteous, Risk-Averse World of Faith-Based Films

Sex and the City Season 1, Explained

Westworld's 'Les Écorchés' Flayed My Brain

Would You Have Sex With the Phillie Phanatic?

Alexa Is a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama!!!