Six months stuck inside the house and it’s a miracle I haven’t attempted to “open up the space” by “taking down a…

Earlier this week, a friend of mine tweeted, “everyone’s tattoos—mine included—are terrible.” I flip-flop on the…

Back in 2016, when the world was still bad but we had yet to come to terms with just how horrible things would…

Putting the very-clever aside, it’s rare for the average person to find the perfect retort after being insulted. I…

No one should be taking a road trip right now, spreading germs and bacteria across the country in the midst of a…

Early on in this period of social distancing, a couple of my co-workers solicited quarantine sex stories from…

Now that it is year 90 of social distancing, I’m working to try and find simple pleasures wherever I can (otherwise,…

If movies have taught me anything, it is that class reunions are a strange exercise in one-upmanship for no…

Statistically speaking, all humans injure themselves at some point in their lifetime. Some more than others. For…

I’ll keep it short and sweet: if you’re social distancing (and you should be), you’re probably spending a lot of…

I consider the 4th of July to be the Super Bowl of American holidays, in that everyone is drunk and dumb, grown men…

No one is getting a summer vacation this year. If you think you are getting a summer vacation this year, you may have…

Sunday is Father’s Day. Normally, I’d use the Hallmark holiday as an excuse to talk about moms, but I think it might…

I haven’t seen many rats lately, which is strange, because I live in New York City. But I’m taking covid-19 very…

As all 50 United States and a handful of cities across the globe protest racial inequality and the murders of George…

A few weeks ago, I interviewed Tara Reid for this website and we commiserated over the fact that after three months…

Recently, I’ve noticed an uptick in Pissing Contest entries relating to roommates—living together can strain…

Sometimes there’s more romance to be found in a platonic love song written for a BFF. Sometimes the connection…

Sunday is Mother’s Day, and what a strange time to celebrate. Even if your relationship with your own mom is…

Look, animals are weird. If you are privileged enough to work remotely during this time, or if you are…