Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

Martha Stewart Just Can't Stop Clowning Gwyneth Paltrow

Illustration for article titled Martha Stewart Just Cant Stop Clowning Gwyneth Paltrow
Image: Getty

Cause of death: this burn.

According to People, Martha Stewart recently went on some podcast to totally annihilate Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop in a few short sentences. Those were, and I quote:

“I don’t follow Goop. Sometimes I look at the products that she’s selling. I wish every young entrepreneur well, and I hope that there are many, many, many different kinds of entrepreneurs… if they’re movie stars or hardworking women like I am, who are not movie stars. If they have a good idea, I want them to be able to succeed. So good luck, Gwyneth.”

Advertisement

Damn, bitch! I can only aspire to one day be this biting.

Apparently the two have been feuding for years—I love and respect a petty lifestyle icon beef—dating back to at least 2014, when Stewart told Net-a-Porter magazine that Paltrow “just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.” From there, the pair took shots at each other Katy Perry and Taylor Swift-style, by using their business mediums. Stewart dropped a “Conscious Coupling” holiday pie spread; Paltrow released a “Jailbird Cake” recipe in reference to Stewart’s prison time.

Advertisement

I really hope Stewart’s latest comments reignite their quarrel because it’s late August and everyone could use the entertainment. At the very least, Paltrow is used to everyone hating her.

Senior Writer, Jezebel. My debut book, LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands, is out now.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

selfie
Selfie-conscious

So good luck, Gwyneth.

Move along now. Nothing to see here. So perfectly dismissive.

God I love Martha.