Kardashian Sisters Have Super Relatable Blowout Fight About Which of Them Owns Italy
“You stole my fucking wedding country and my wedding performer. Andrea Bocelli is my favorite male singer of all time," Kim rants at Kourtney in a new episode.
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Over the years, the Kardashians have fought about a lot of stupid shit: a $75,000 earring dropped in the ocean in Bora Bora; a violently chucked Blackberry; one mocking the other’s crying face. Senseless drama is a necessary, at times even calculated part of the winning recipe for longstanding reality television families, just as it is a grounding mechanism. Real families fight, and so do the Kardashians.
And on this week’s episode of the impossibly long-running reality series, Kim and Kourtney engage in what is possibly the least relatable brawl of all time— over who is most worthy of partnering with luxury brand Dolce & Gabbana, who the bigger fan of Andrea Bocelli, and who has a stronger claim to the country of Italy in general. This is, apparently, the climactic blowout that promotional materials for Hulu’s The Kardashians have been hinting at since the start of the third season. The underlying narrative, we’re to understand, is that Kourtney believes Kim values her business ventures more than her familial relationships, while Kim—who runs the successful shapewear brand SKIMS and possesses an undeniable entrepreneurial spirit—feels as though Kourtney is jealous of her natural business acumen. (Kourtney runs a Goop-wannabe site called Poosh and launched “Lemme Purr” vaginal health gummies earlier this year; take a guess at how that’s going.)
During the series’ latest episode, which dropped Thursday, Kim strikes back at Kourtney, who’s been claiming that Kim wanted to collaborate with Dolce & Gabbana (a morally bankrupt brand, for what it’s worth) only after Kourtney married Travis Barker in a gothic Portofino wedding ceremony dripping in vintage D&G fits last year.