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Usually when a couple stops following each other on social media, it’s incontrovertible proof that it’s the end. But maybe it doesn’t have to be! Maybe some people, whose names rhyme with D’lon Husk and Mimes, are smart enough to just log off before a bad situation tears asunder the only two people who can probably stand each other.

The world presumed the brief, grotesque relationship between Mimes and Husk was dead once they severed their connections on Instagram and Twitter, forcing us to turn our attention to other news, like Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson and Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin and some fetus.

But in the end, it was we who were fooled. Over the weekend, the Daily Mail spotted the two at pumpkin patch in Los Angeles, Musk’s herd of sons in tow. Seriously, did you know Elon Musk has five sons?! That’s a full basketball team! A complete set of Rolling Stones! The entire catalogue of sex positions! (Don’t even try to tell me there are more.)

I guess kudos to them for withstanding an extremely dramatic summer, what with Azealea Banks stalking around Musk’s property and him getting sued by the SEC and subsequent removal from the board of Tesla. Or, hmm. Now that I think about it, the only person who’s had a hard time has been Musk, and he deserved every ounce of it. This couldn’t be another instance of a woman patiently supporting a man while he performs an entire three movement concerto of dumb shit, could it?