...and Kris Jenner and sugar baby Corey! TMZ spotted the foursome pulling up together in black SUVs behind the main stage Friday night. Sanchez wore a sequined miniskirt that made me feel as though I’d been unwillingly suctioned into a time warp and spat back out in 2007. Please, if you are going to be unspeakably rich, hire unspeakably expensive stylists.

The Riverdale actor is somehow making me crave Pepto Bismal? And lawn flamingos? Approved!

The singer is besting most of the mid men’s looks we saw over Weekend 1. The epitome of comfort and style!

Here we have Anderson .Paak’s alter ego DJ Pee Wee, who stopped by the Heineken House to play a set while looking like a groovy boxer. I’d hop in the ring with you if I don’t have to call you “DJ Pee Wee” IRL!

And here’s Albie from Season 2 of White Lotus being a very good boy producing spon-con! Remember what I said about mid men’s fashion? Yeah...

If you are a normal person, you probably know Maddie Ziegler as a Gen Z cool girl and Sia’s favored backup dancer. But if you are me, you know her as the breakout star from Dance Moms and a subject of Abby Lee Miller’s torture (I have a toxic parasocial relationship with Abby Lee, I’m sorry). Maddie made a surprise appearance with Sia during Labrinth’s set complete with the duo’s creepy bow shtick. Offstage, it looks like Maddie had a chance to be a normal VERY FAMOUS IT GIRL in low-waisted prairie skirts and cowboy boots.

Abel also made a surprise appearance (surprise appearances: very hot right now) during the Metro Boomin set at the Sahara tent. If you are not familiar with the Sahara tent, it’s where all the kids from your high school who once traded Plur bracelets congregate. The singer tweeted that the show’s pyrotechnics “ALMOST COOKED [HIM],” so a quick word of gratitude to the pyro operators for sparing the blessed one! The world would be short a lot of orgasms without this man’s voice!!!

As previously mentioned, here’s Sia forcing the world to respect the privacy of the windows into her soul. She joined Labrinth to sing “Thunderclouds” from the 2019 album Audio, a collaboration between Labrinth, Sia, and Diplo aka LSD (haha get it, drugs). I am almost convinced that that’s 80-year-old Betsey Johnson under there.