If you want to live your best butt but don’t want to deal with all the pesky side effects of implants (look, they flip!), there’s a new way for you to get your ass in gear. It’s called vacuum therapy and it’s what it sounds like: absolutely horrifying.
According to Uproxx, vacuum therapy is often used for things not related to the posterior, like dealing with the bags under one’s eyes (gotta check into that) or erectile dysfunction (not that one, though!). While the procedure is allegedly painless, the kind of vacuum therapy done for the butt involves placing plastic cups on the butt and then sucking at them until your ass looks the way you want it. All I can think of is those sweater-savers they used to sell on TV where you would put pounds and pounds of clothes into a bag and then suck all the air out of the bag, and then sometimes the bags would explode.
Real question: do butts explode?
I’m going to show you a video of the procedure now, and you should note that it is a) not safe for work and b) probably a huge lie because the woman having her fanny sucked into place sounds like she is in a lot of discomfort while claiming not to be. Here it is:
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