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Let’s be real: everyone loves to fart and hates to exercise. That’s why so many of us were excited by the recent…
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Earlier this week, a brave woman made headlines when she took her vagina into her own hands and decided to see if…
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Welcome, friends, to another round of Thanksgiving terror. Right now, you’re probably about to make some awful…
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All glory to Donald Trump, a man whose lack of self-awareness and repugnant attitude don’t take a break even during…
11/26/15 1:00PM
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11/26/15 12:00PM
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Hot new couple alert: Former One Directioner (and possible member of Isis, according to The Huffington Post) Zayn…
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11/25/15 6:30PM
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Molly Soda is an acclaimed artist (and Tumblr icon) whose earlier work includes critiques of “natural makeup” and…
11/24/15 7:00PM
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11/24/15 4:05PM
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If your family Thanksgiving dinner fills you with dread and your relatives don’t like Adele enough to turn off their…
11/24/15 2:20PM
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Sherri Shepherd’s baby saga continues. The actress, who’s been trying to get out of paying child support for a baby…
11/23/15 4:20PM
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Last week, an Australian man went viral after his passport photo—bearing his name, Phuc Dat Bich—made the rounds of…
11/23/15 3:20PM
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In this current economy, more and more businesses are asking their workers to do two jobs for the price of one. Such…
11/23/15 2:05PM
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You likely already know that Kermit and Miss Piggy are no longer together, and that Kermit’s got a new flame—another…
11/23/15 10:55AM
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Rumored actual baby and notorious donut-licker Ariana Grande won an award at the American Music Awards Sunday…
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This is Junior. Junior is a French bulldog. Junior likes to ride in cars and sing ‘Diamonds’ with some dude who’s…