Sophie Turner Reportedly Spotted Making Out With ‘One of Britain’s Most Eligible Bachelors’

The universe works in mysterious ways: Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas reportedly separated because, among other alleged reasons, they disagreed on whether to raise their two young daughters in England. Now, mere weeks after the exes confirmed that they’ve worked out a satisfactory custody situation and will be amicable co-parents, British tabloid The Sun reported early Wednesday that Turner was spotted smooching “one of Britain’s most eligible bachelors” over the weekend. I have never belted out “good for her!!!” more loudly in my life.

According to The Sun, Turner and Peregrine “Perry” John Dickinson Pearson (woof), heir to the 4th Viscount Cowdra (sure), were seen galavanting about the streets of Paris—a romp that included a broad daylight smooch. (Pearson’s famiy, it feels worth mentioning, is estimated to be worth a fun, flirty £224m. And he’s easy on the eyes too, in my humble opinion.) An eyewitness told the outlet that Pearson and Turner were “chatting and laughing a lot,” and the newspaper also shared what appears to be a photo of said smooch (though their faces are not visible).

Pearson himself is fresh off his own separation from ex-girlfriend Princess Maria Olympia (of Greece and Denmark), who also happens to be King Charles’ goddaughter, per The Independent.

I don’t want to get too speculative over a tabloid report and grainy, faceless shot of a couple making out in Paris, but I have to say, I wouldn’t at all hate this for our Queen in the North. She’s served her time with a short American and his mediocre music; she’s been subjected to an attempted smear campaign by her ex’s allies; she’s even had to camp out at fellow Jonas ex Taylor Swift’s NYC apartment for the last couple months (OK that one actually doesn’t sound so bad). No one deserves to run off with a handsome, curly-haired British prince (with a family net worth of, I repeat, £224m) more than Ms. Turner does.

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