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Whatever you are doing aside from reading this blogpost, STOP!!! and tab over to livenation dot com because Tiffany Haddish has announced dates for her #SheReady tour. The list, via Rolling Stone:

December 31 – Miami, FL @ James L Knight Center
January 25 – Las Vegas, NV @ Mirage Hotel and Casino
January 26 – Las Vegas, NV @ Mirage Hotel and Casino
February 7 – Albuquerque, NM @ Kiva Auditorium
February 9 – Phoenix, AZ @ Comerica Theatre
February 14 – San Jose, CA @ Center for the Performing Arts
February 16 – Bakersfield, CA @ Fox Theatre
February 22 – Los Angeles, CA @ Microsoft Theater
February 28 – Sacramento, CA @ Community Theatre
March 2 – Fresno, CA @ Warnors Center for the Performing Arts
March 16 – Portland, OR @ Keller Auditorium
March 21 – Seattle, WA @ Paramount Theatre

Only a handful of venues are on sale online at the moment. Aside from Miami, they’re all out west, so for those of us who are eastbound in the cold and dead of winter, there is a 2019 Netflix special to look forward to.

I’m just excited for the PR circuit so I can keep watching her objectify all men, make fun of clothes, and devote the time and space the world needs to fleshing out the Beyoncé biter legend which is growing into an American epic and really deserves a book deal at this point.