Tiffany Haddish is on the cover of the September issue of Glamour, which means we’ve got a new Tiffany Haddish profile on our hands, which means we’ve got more answers to the question of who bit Beyoncé in case anyone still cares to solve that mystery, which seems pretty much solved already at this point but whatever!!!!!!!!!
Speaking to journalist Niela Orr, Haddish, who stars in the upcoming Night School alongside Kevin Hart, talks about her early stand-up mentors, Hollywood creeps, and how she would’ve fared as a sex-ed teacher. You know, in case you were wondering:
I would be the best sex education teacher. I guarantee none of my kids would have STDs after I finish teaching them.
At one point, Orr asks Haddish if Sanaa Lathan was the woman she was talking about when she told the story of a celebrity trying to bite Beyoncé’s face. Haddish clarifies that she never named names.
I didn’t confirm shit. The reporter was like, ‘Sanaa Lathan?’ I’m, like, three drinks in, so of course I was about to laugh… They thought I put her name out there, but I didn’t. I never said nothing. And Beyoncé didn’t say nothing. Let the person who [bit Beyoncé] bury themselves…. I ain’t trying to destroy this girl. I didn’t say shit about the girl.
At least Tiffany’s got a good attitude about the whole debacle.
What is that expression? …If they’re not talking, then you’re not doing your job.
Read the full profile here.