Screenshot: Instagram/Priyanka Chopra

Allow your inner 12-year-old self to grieve the nuptials of yet another brother Jonas, as Priyonas (a far superior couple name to the suggested alternative, Nickopra) are official.

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra did the thing during a multi-day celebration in the city of Jodhpur. The wedding included a Mehendi ceremony before culminating in a Western ceremony at the Umaid Bhawan Palace.

The bride and groom both wore Ralph Lauren in a nod to the couple’s first red carpet appearance and that Inspector Gadget-but-sexy trench coat dress I still remember fondly.

Also in attendance were additional Jonases, Kevin and Joe, who were groomsmen, as well as Jonas-adjacent Sophie Turner.

Well that’s all lovely, but did anyone buy her those roller blades?

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If you thought that bend and snap looked a bit off in Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next” video, you’re right. Apparently there’s some sort of official, legally protected bend and snap that Grande wasn’t privy to on set.

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After Legally Blonde star Reese Witherspoon tweeted that Grande’s bend and snap was a “10/10,” Grande responded that she’d had to innovate “so legal wouldn’t come for us.”

If you’re planning on sexily picking up pencils in front of your UPS guy, make sure you’ve first consulted an attorney.

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