Emily Alford's posts

The X-Files premiered in 1993, gifting America with our first glimpse of a 25-year-old Gillian Anderson playing…

When I was a very little girl, my first love was just the entire concept of older girls. They weren’t crushes…

As I have long-touted on this very blog, birds are terrible and they should all be canceled. But perhaps none more…

There are just three things I love in this life and, ranked in order of my love, they are butter, mysteries, and…

It’s always truly distressing to see constituents attempt to bully public servants into public servitude with…

Not a ton of good stuff is happening in the U.S. right now, with a truly staggering number covid deaths, vaccine…

How lovely it must be to provide medical advice to Gwyneth Paltrow. All that is required, I’m assuming, is a white…

In 1996, when an 18-year-old Fiona Apple was wrapping up work on her seminal debut album, Tidal, executives from…

It hasn’t been terribly long since the Senate heard evidence that the rioters at the January 6 insurrection breeched…

Like any person with eyes, ears, and proper ventricular function, I have been in love with Gillian Anderson since…

Be it an overabundance of grey wigs or a contestant who seems to have brought nothing but a suitcase full of…

Despite not having children, I have gathered that the overwhelming sentiment around education in corona-times is…

Ain’t it always the way: Go to an idyllic English country estate to stroll the grounds, take in the robust air, chew…

Amid years of lawsuits around the pay gap and other gender discrepancies in U.S. Soccer, it should have been good…

South Carolina lawmakers have voted overwhelmingly to pass a “trigger” law that is currently virtually symbolic but…

Rush Limbaugh has died.

In my beloved yet estranged home state of Louisiana, today is Mardi Gras, which means tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. A…

There comes a time when the bullshit misdeeds of straight women’s Jordan Catalanos—that handsome yet all-round…

Back in 2019, fake German heiress and actual Russian immigrant Anna Sorokin (aka Delvay) was sentenced to 12 years…

In the days following the release of the New York Times/FX/Hulu documentary Framing Britney Spears—or, what I like…