Last year, the U.K. redoubled their efforts to control women in the pornographic industry, banning acts such as female ejaculation (male ejaculation is fine) and face-sitting for their graphic and offensive nature. (Have lawmakers met porn?) A new video game aims to protest these restrictions.

The game, currently only available on Android due to Apple's obscenity rules, is simple. It's only got one level, and your entire goal is to strategically aim squirts from between a woman's legs at politicians yammering on in a courtroom. The more pols you hit, the more points you get.

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The creators of the app are hoping that people who download it will not only attempt to get a high score but share that score through Twitter with a message of solidarity against these ridiculous rules. "If you think the U.K.'s ban of female ejaculation is silly, play this game," their tweet reads. And the hope is that the entire thing will spread like wildfire, with millions of pissed-off feminists and porn consumers squirting politicians in the face all over the world.

OZY.com, which wrote about the app, spoke to several experts who explained why female ejaculation is being banned from porn and why it's not okay, especially considering that male ejaculation is still allowed to glaze movie after movie.

Catherine Anderson, head of communications for the British Board of Film Classification, says that the portrayal of female ejaculation is being banned because it's being confused with urolagnia (urine sex acts) — a bodily ejection of a different sort — which falls under the Obscene Publications Act. Which means for now, Brits will have to go to overseas porn distributors to satisfy their fetishes.

Whether or not you believe that female ejaculation exists, creating laws around it appears shortsighted and sexist (so much "acceptable" porn is built around viewing male ejaculation) and also creates a shame culture around porn, something Marty Klein, certified sex therapist and sex ed blogger, disagrees with. "As long as it's consensual and people understand what they're doing, it's fine," he told OZY.

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Download the game now and begin your protest!

Image via Squirt Alert