Meet JWoww's Mysterious Friend Jay 420

On last week’s Jersey Shore, JWoww said she’d heard that Angelina was talking trash on the girls in the house through one of her friends: Jay 420. Actually, it’s Doctor Jay 420, and we found his MySpace and Facebook profiles.

He’s a 32-year-old marijuana enthusiast who resides on Long Island and throws “the hottest parties in NY” for a living.

His blogs on MySpace reveal that Dr. Jay 420 often has deep thoughts in the late afternoon. One day, at 4:34 pm—roughly 14 minutes after he presumably blazed up—he wrote the following under the title “Dear Alcohol”:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

Another day, at 5 pm he posted his life’s motto:

Life Should NOT Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Blunt In One Hand, Drink In The Other, Body Used Up And Worn Out And Screaming “WOO HOO What A Ride!”

If you haven’t caught on, this guy loves to party, and he spends a great deal of time documenting it with photographs. Because a picture says a 1000 words more than a tattoo ever could.

All around, he seems like a really awesome guy:

I like having a good time, positive energy, and basicly doing things that make me laugh. I love smoking out new people and getting everyone high!