Stylish Shore Girls Buy Club Clothes From Sex Shop

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On last night's episode, everyone was still mad at Angelina, mostly because she's a cock-blocker and shit-talker. But the last straw was when JWoww got word from J420 and Joey Eggs that Angelina called Snooki's boyfriend a "fucking moolie."

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At least, that's the only thing that I can think of that could be an M-word. It's the Italian version of the N-word, derived from "melanzana" meaning "eggplant." I guess because eggplants are dark? Anyway, it was a bad thing for Angelina to say and I don't put it past her.




I hope we get to see J420 one day, but for now, I'm happy enough that his name made it onto one of the bumper graphics.

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Hands-down, the best part of the episode was that JWoww, Snooki, and Sammi went to a tranny/sex shop to find "perfect, perfect, perfect" club clothes, which they weren't even really sure how to wear.




Lastly, there is no longer any question in my mind that Ronnie is the rumored secret cokie. Nobody who's that drunk and supposedly blacked out has that much natural energy to run his mouth like that at the end of the night.

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JWoww is a star. Seriously. Long after Jersey Shore ends, she and Snooki still should be filmed 24/7. Even if it's just the two of them hanging out with J420 and Joey Eggs.

This show had so many great moments.

"This is the shirt before the shirt."

"Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm Fucked Foundation. He's a client and the president."

"This hair ain't movin', my dude. 150 mph on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?"

"Someone grabbed my ass. I think it was The Situation!" - Pauly D