Tracie Egan Morrissey

9/5/14

It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Jezebel

This is gonna be short because I like my goodbyes like my birth control: nonexistent and followed by a prayer.

9/5/14

Bras Don't Cause Breast Cancer, According to New Study

A new study has found that regularly wearing a bra does not increase a woman's risk of developing breast cancer…

9/4/14

Scott Disick ODs in <em>Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons</em> Trailer

Scott Disick ODs in Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Trailer

It's becoming increasingly difficult to tell what's real and what's fake on the Kardashians' shows. Like, did Scott…

9/3/14

This Has Over 2 Million Views

9/3/14

Frozen Characters Will Return for Animated Short Frozen Fever

The characters from Frozen will reunite next spring in an animated short called Frozen Fever that will feature a new…

9/2/14

The Kardashians Stop Pretending Kim's Last Marriage Wasn't a Sham

Last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians finale featured Kimye's European wedding festivities—like Kim's…

8/29/14

Beauty Queen Flees Country After Officials Insisted She Get a Boob Job

A Burmese beauty queen was stripped of her title of Miss Asia Pacific World after pageant officials in Seoul found…

8/27/14

The Inanity of Women on Scales in Stock Photos

Many women have complicated relationships with their weight and body image that couldn't possibly be summed up in…

8/26/14

Will a Handheld Laser Hair Removal Tool Work on My Butt Crack?

Asking for a friend.

8/26/14

A Revamped She-Ra Will Make Her Return in Comics

To celebrate her 30th birthday, DC Comics is bringing She-Ra back as a regular addition to He-Man and the Masters of…

8/25/14

So High

8/21/14

"Available: Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s"

That's the subject of a for real PR pitch email I just received. The publicist even wrote possible questions to ask…

8/21/14

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Already Worked Out Details of Divorce

It's looking more and more like Mimi will be emancipated yet again. Sources are saying that lawyers have been…

8/20/14

Makeup Projected Onto a Model's Face Is Pretty Cool

This seems like a Björk video.

8/20/14

Anna Nicole Smith's Estate Loses Final Bid for Late Husband's Millions

After nearly 20 years of litigation—that went all the way up to the Supreme Court—a federal judge has ruled that…

8/19/14

Super Busy with Important Business

8/19/14

Creepy-Ass Peeping Tom Caught on Bedroom Window Surveillance Footage

A 37-year-old Boston woman's security camera captured footage of a peeping tom coming right up to her ground-floor…

8/18/14

Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked

While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here…