Just last week, Deux Moi peddled the false rumor that Reese Witherspoon and Tom Brady were an item following both of their divorces. Both of their reps had to come out and be like “WRONG!” even though I already knew in my heart that Reese would not date a man who is even remotely linked to the FTX scandal. She’s a business-minded queen.

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What remains resoundingly true amongst all of this hearsay is what Timmy said into the mic at the Venice film festival last year: “I think societal collapse is in the air.” I think so, too.

Here is some REAL gossip for all your gossip hounds.