I Refuse to Believe the Kylie Jenner & Timothée Chalamet Dating Rumors
Societal collapse is certainly in the air with these unfounded rumors.
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Crowdsourced anonymous gossip hub Deux Moi is holding the world’s largest spoon and stirring the universe’s most boiling pot. What unconfirmed rumor are they currently pushing that has sent the ultra-online busybodies into a tailspin? That Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are supposedly dating one another.

If you thought things couldn’t get more disorienting than Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny riding into the sunset on a single horse, then Kylie—who isn’t one to get upstaged by her sister—has certainly raised (lowered?) the bar. Tipsters—who, once again, could be anyone from my own father who once referred to “Jake Gyllenhaal” as “James Gillyhall” to Mother Kris Jenner herself—alleged the two will be going to Coachella together next weekend. These rumors come on the heels of Kylie’s on-again-off-again ex Travis Scott commenting “A beauty” on an Instagram post hawking Kylie Cosmetics mascara. I simply would not be surprised if this somehow gets linked back to Kris, who’s always scheming over how to keep the fans on their toes.