Hell Is This Rose Petal Mess Travis Scott ‘Gifted’ Kylie Jenner for Her 22nd Birthday
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On Valentine’s Day this year, Kanye West surprised Kim Kardashian-West by trapping Kenny G. in their cold, barren home and placing hundreds of individual roses in individual vases around the saxophonist, ensuring he could never escape. There are tons of metaphors to be made here, most of which probably deal with how the wealthy oppress us, but I was mostly pissed that he wasted all those flowers for the ‘gram. But then I saw the hellish rose petal massacre Travis Scott burdened Kylie Jenner in “celebration” of her forthcoming 22nd birthday. He must’ve seen Kimye’s move, thought, “I can be more obnoxious,” and the rest is history.