“Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment,” Miller said. “I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”
Thrilled to hear that this person who’s been on an extended crime spree—allegedly grooming an underaged teen, throwing a chair at a woman and harassing karaoke singers in Hawaii, and burglarizing a private residence in Vermont—is seeking help and potentially being restrained to one location.
Warner Bros. Discovery, responsible for casting Miller in the DC Comics and Fantastic Beasts mega-franchises (which, funnily enough, is also home to beloved abuser Johnny Depp), is very excited about this new development, according to Variety. There’s a $200 million budget on the line, and just one week after the Bros considered whether to consciously uncouple with Miller and scrap the film altogether, Miller has suddenly had a come-to-Jesus and realized they were in the midst of an “intense crisis.” Coincidentally, this exact outcome was even in the playbook WB offered: Apologize (vaguely, of course) and perhaps audiences will forget about the little grooming debacle. More likely, perhaps, is a scenario in which the studio produces a deep fake of Miller who participates in a limited press tour in a zombie-like state without disruptions, while the real Ezra is locked away in rehab.
But whatever, WB is out here trying to have a Blockbuster Girl Summer, which notably does not include plans to shelve an exorbitantly budgeted film over a series of silly assault accusations. You do you, Bros!
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