Cosmo Is Still Terribly Concerned About Your Pubes

The May issue of Cosmopolitan featured four stencils for your pubic hair. Now, the brand-new September issue has a HUGE coverline which yells, “Untamed Va-jay-jays: Guess Which Sexy Style Is Back.” Lord.

In case you couldn’t guess, the “sexy style” that is “back” when it comes to vulvar fashion is: Hair.

Quoth Cosmo:

While some women are getting rid of all their down-there hair… another movement of chicks is simultaneously embracing the natural look — more specifically, supermodels like Kate Moss…
…”Leaving some hair is their way of trying something new,” explains [Completely Bare Founder Cindy Barshop]. “Since more women tend to be completely bare, it can be more shocking to keep some of the hair.”

Pubic hair on the pubes? Why yes, that is a shock.

The piece also mentions vajazzling; vatooing; PantyO, underwear which exercises your kegel muscles while you wear it; My New Pink Button, The Cuchini and Pantzies. The editors forgot Clitter, but they’re saving that for October’s giant coverline. You heard it here first.