Amy Schumer Asks: Would Dudes Actually Fuck a Beer?

By Mark Shrayber | May 13, 2015 | 1:05am

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Here’s something many of us have wondered in times when more pressing matters aren’t taking up our brains: why are beer commercials so sexy? Am I being sold a Bud Light (the most delicious alcoholic beverage with the worst tagline ever) or sex with a beer can? And if it’s the latter, who would do that?

Watch Amy Schumer answer that question with a delightful sketch that skewers guy-centric beer ads which suggest the most macho of men are really just dying to give their beer the old in-out. Especially when it’s just staring at them all cold and dripping with sweat. How are you going to beat a sweaty beer, Amy Schumer? And how are we ever going to look at beer ads the same way again?