I didn't know I could cry more about this, but it's possible. There is no end to my tear reserves when it comes to Batkid. I might sob forever. (I'll keep you posted throughout the evening, and if I'm not done by my final post, feel free to call in an army of sloths with deeply discounted Halloween candy to rescue me.) (Although you might be in the same boat; let me know and I'll send them to your house next.)
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