Laura Beck

11/1/16

I Have Reason to Believe Barbara Bush Is Four Feet Tall

The other night, while high Googling before bed, I got to thinking about the Bushes, in general, and Barbara Bush,…

8/24/15

Getting to Know Some of the Morrissey Superfans at FYF Fest (Of Which I Am One)

This year’s FYF Fest, Los Angeles’ annual indie music glorious shit show, was the highest of highs (Kanye, and…

4/13/15

Rejected URLs for My Wedding Website

Here’s something engaged couples didn’t have to deal with up until fairly recently: individualized wedding websites.

6/5/14

10 Wonderful Things to Expect on Season 2 of 'Orange Is the New Black'

Our beloved Orange Is the New Black returns to Netflix tomorrow (!!!) and I was able to get my greedy little hands…

1/6/14

A Wish for the Man Who Took a 5-Year-Old to See <em>Wolf of Wall Street</em>

A Wish for the Man Who Took a 5-Year-Old to See Wolf of Wall Street

Dear Man I Sat Next to at the 3:10pm showing of Wolf of Wall Street at the Regal Cinemas L.A. LIVE Stadium 14,

12/19/13

Let's Adopt All of These Rescued Farm Animals Immediately

Farm Sanctuary is probably my favorite place on Earth. It's where animals rescued from shit situations like factory…

12/19/13

Adele Displays Her Full Plumage

I didn't mean for that to sound dirty. OR DID I. (I did not.)

12/19/13

Here's What Ads Would Look Like With Diverse Bodies

I am loving this "Lustworthy" photo series from Jes Baker of The Militant Baker and photographer Liora K. It's bold,…

12/19/13

I Only Promised to Stay 'Til the Wind Changed: Goodbye, My Friends

In August of last year, I emailed my friend, the awesome Katie J.M. Baker, to see about pitching a story to Jezebel.…

12/19/13

Saying Goodbye to the TV Shows and Characters We Lost This Year

SPOILERS NO DOY.

Notable/Quotable

Get Ready to Fall Even More in Love With Lupita Nyong'o

She's perfect. Well, except that she really doesn't want to go shopping with you. NO FAIR. You cannot look that…

12/18/13

Help Us Find This Couple Who Got Engaged at Rockefeller Center

Do you know the couple in the above photo? Because this picture of their proposal on the Rockefeller ice skating…

12/18/13

Your Morning Cry: Rescued Homeless Dog Rescues Another Homeless Dog

Oh, puppies!! All the tears. Forever crying. That music isn't helping; it's traveling straight to my heart and…

12/18/13

New <em>Girl With the Dragon Tattoo</em> Book Coming Out in 2015

New Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Book Coming Out in 2015

If you weren't quite done reading an entire Ikea shipping list, here's your chance for more literary pleasure! The…

12/18/13

Heartbreak City: Blind Man and Dog Who Saved Him Might Be Separated [Updated]

Yesterday morning, 61-year-old blind man Cecil Williams fainted and fell into the tracks at a Harlem subway station.…

12/17/13

Orphaned Kitten Can't Keep His Feelings Inside Anymore

Let's hope this cat doesn't try to play poker anytime soon, with a tell like that, he'll be licked clean in no time…

12/17/13

Margot Robbie Is the Black and White Wolf of Wall Street

Or something. SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

12/17/13

Here's How to Make Christmas Cookies When You're Going to Die Alone

Just throw all the fucks you've ever given about that other person into the bowl and stab them with a spatula.…

12/17/13

Woman Allegedly Threatened with Rape, Bus Driver Responds By Laughing

None of us expect public transportation to be a safe haven or the men and women who drive buses bastions of good…

12/17/13

Hilarious Lawsuit Claims <em>Twilight</em> Movies Are Perverted and Racist

Hilarious Lawsuit Claims Twilight Movies Are Perverted and Racist

A complaint filed by the makers of Twilight parody TwiHarder claims that the teenpire movie series is chock full of…

Laura Beck's posts

I Have Reason to Believe Barbara Bush Is Four Feet Tall

Getting to Know Some of the Morrissey Superfans at FYF Fest (Of Which I Am One)

Rejected URLs for My Wedding Website

10 Wonderful Things to Expect on Season 2 of 'Orange Is the New Black'

​A Wish for the Man Who Took a 5-Year-Old to See Wolf of Wall Street

Let's Adopt All of These Rescued Farm Animals Immediately

Adele Displays Her Full Plumage

Here's What Ads Would Look Like With Diverse Bodies

I Only Promised to Stay 'Til the Wind Changed: Goodbye, My Friends

Saying Goodbye to the TV Shows and Characters We Lost This Year

Get Ready to Fall Even More in Love With Lupita Nyong'o

Help Us Find This Couple Who Got Engaged at Rockefeller Center

Your Morning Cry: Rescued Homeless Dog Rescues Another Homeless Dog

New Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Book Coming Out in 2015

Heartbreak City: Blind Man and Dog Who Saved Him Might Be Separated [Updated]

Orphaned Kitten Can't Keep His Feelings Inside Anymore

Margot Robbie Is the Black and White Wolf of Wall Street

Here's How to Make Christmas Cookies When You're Going to Die Alone

Woman Allegedly Threatened with Rape, Bus Driver Responds By Laughing

Hilarious Lawsuit Claims Twilight Movies Are Perverted and Racist

A Wish for the Man Who Took a 5-Year-Old to See Wolf of Wall Street