You Can Use Bitcoins to Pay for Your Boob Job

You in need of some quickie breast implants but running low on cash? If you invested in Bitcoins (who didn’t??), then all you have to do is get your concave chest to Florida and you’re in big boob business.

According to The Daily Dot:

Vanity Cosmetic Surgery, a South Florida company, is now accepting bitcoins as payment for services. According to their website, patients “can now use their loaded Bitcoin account to pay for a breast augmentation or a nose job, or maybe a laser hair-removal treatment. This will definitely transform the way people will choose their doctors in the near future.”

They go on to say that Vanity is currently the only medical establishment to accept Bitcoin as official payment, and that it “benefits anyone, especially foreigners who do not want to exchange their currency for U.S. dollars, who already have a Bitcoin account.”

Is this our future? Because I’m pretty sure this is who Maya Rudolph’s character in Idiocracy got her whole face and body done.