On Sunday, news broke that Hilary Duff, star of Lizzie McGuire and the only celebrity I’ve almost gotten into a fist fight over, miiiiiight have a Tinder profile and may be open to getting pizza with dudes who aren’t Aaron Carter. This morning, The Duffster announced that, yes, that’s absolutely her you could be swiping right on right this very moment.
Hilary’s talking to approximately nine dudes right now and has only been on one Tinder date. Her turn-ons include funny dudes who are attractive and her turn-offs are shirtless selfies (same). Duff doesn’t say so explicitly, but I’m guessing that unsolicited dick pics are a huge turn-off as well.
I may be one hundred percent gay, but I’m considering downloading the app and lying through my teeth for a chance to swipe right on Hilary and talk to her about how excellent both her last album (Dignity) and A Cinderella Story were. Considering both were underrated classics, I’m sure she’d be happy to hear from me.
Duff’s already been on one bowling group date with an actor/playwright, but she told Ryan Seacrest that she’s not into dating dudes in the entertainment industry.
“We went bowling so we didn’t have to talk too much, but we did talk a lot actually,” she explains. “He was cool. He brought a friend and I had some friends there. He used to be in editing for reality shows. Now, he’s an actor and he just wrote a play. He’s an interesting guy. To be honest, I don’t really want an actor either … I think he has a few jobs.”
Smart move. You never want to date an actor, and probably not a dude with “a few jobs” in the entertainment industry, because that sounds shady as hell. Anyway, Duff’s got another date this week. She told Seacrest that she’s a “Tinder animal,” which means: Aaron Carter, if you’re reading this, it’s too late.
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