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Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 34

Illustration for article titled Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 34

Women are most at peace with their naked bodies when they're 34 years old, the magical age when, after 20 years of being overly self-critical, they finally realize how great they really are—just in time for the curtain call of the real shit show that is aging.

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According to a study by a UK-based skin and body care firm women are "happiest" with their birthday suits 34. Experts attribute this to a number of different factors, like how, by their early 30s, most women have finally figured out which diet and exercise regimens work for them; or that, by that age, women have settled into long-term, loving relationships that boost their confidence "inside and out."

What they didn't mention is that, by 34, many women have had a baby, meaning that they've laid eyes on their own postpartum bodies. Once you've bounced back from that—even if not to your complete pre-pregnancy glory—you're just kind of grateful to recognize yourself, or fit back into most of your old clothes. It's like, well, this is at least better than that.

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But before you go getting too confident at 34, realize that you've already reached your peak beauty at 30. Oh, and you're going to reach your peak ugly today at 3:30 pm. Good luck and godspeed.

Women 'happiest with their naked bodies at the age of 34' [Telegraph]

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nothereanymore
Not here anymore

Yeah, this happened when I was 34. Then I went and had a baby. It's been a long, slow road back to some kind of self-acceptance. And by that I mean not wincing/grabbing flab and screaming/crying when I look in the mirror.