Whatever you’ve been reading about Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, don’t believe it, okay? No matter what some yellow journalists are telling you, Will and Jada are doing GREAT and the only people fit to say otherwise are Will and Jada themselves.

Will took to Facebook this afternoon to set the record straight:

Under normal circumstances, I don’t usually respond to foolishness. (Because it’s contagious) But, so many people have extended me their “deepest condolences” that I figured - “What the hell... I can be foolish, too!”

So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness... Jada and I are...

NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -)

I promise you all - if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I’ll tell you myself!

‪#‎Dumb‬ People Should Have to Wear Scarlet Ds

: -)

King? King? I’m sorry—when did the reigning ruler of Bel Air die and why did no one tell me?

[US Weekly]


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Britney Spears is not a girl, not yet a women, but is still under conservatorship of her father, an arrangement that might go on indefinitely. Jamie Spears has been his daughter’s conservator since January of 2008 and, according to Gossip Cop, “reportedly everyone is so satisfied with how things are going, there seems to be no reason to have the conservatorship end.” [Gossip Cop]


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  • Will and Jada Pinkett Smith might not be getting divorced, but Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are DEFINITELY on the road to ruin. [Radar]
  • Liam from One Direction talked about Louis from One Direction’s baby, is not mad at Zayn (formerly of One Direction). [Billboard]
  • Emma Watson talked about being a Goodwill Ambassador for UN Women. [E! News]
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  • The Robert Pattinson/FKA twigs nuptials are STILL ON. [Gossip Cop]

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