Alec Baldwin, area wife guy, has logged on.
After Baldwin’s wife Hilaria came under fire for appearing to pose as a Spanish person—a rumor she very convincingly chalked up to reporters’ careless errors over the years—Baldwin posted an eight-minute video of himself defending her. If…that’s what he’s doing in this video.
Baldwin starts off with a meandering monologue against Facebook and how one should avoid the platform if they can. (Agree!) Then he moves onto railing against Twitter, which he calls a “big swap meet” (OK…) where you have to “pick through the garbage” (OK…). Then he goes onto defend himself against his appearance in Jeffrey Epstein’s phone book, saying that the number that was listed under his name was the “dummy line,” the number you give someone whose call you don’t want to return (Hmm…).
Anyway! A little more than five minutes in, Baldwin gets to what I assume is the point of this soliloquy.
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