Where to even begin? Lindsay Lohan went on a little social media spree on Saturday night, accusing her Russian millionaire fiancé Egor Tarabasov of cheating on her with a “hooker.” Also, she might be pregnant? Let’s snap on the surgical gloves and dissect this thing.
First, the cheating. The trouble (this round, anyway) began on Friday, when Lohan posted the following plea to Tarabasov on...Snapchat.
“My fiancé’s being really angry at me, but I’m drinking water to get him to come home. Honey, come home, please.”
Fabulous. On Saturday, she posted a photo on Instagram of the two of them together, only Tarabasov’s face has been obscured by a flurry of angry scribbles.
But the real magic went down later that night with a series of since-deleted Instagram posts depicting Tarabasov at a club. His companions seem to be a) another man and b) an ice bucket of glowing alcohol, but no matter: Lohan is pissed. The Instagram evidence may have been wiped away, but remnants will live on forever in our hearts, and Twitter.
The “hooker” in question is Russian designer Dasha Pashevkina, with whom Lohan seems to have been friendly prior to this weekend, if past photos of the two of them together are to be believed, which they are. From Us Weekly:
A little while after that the troubled star Instagrammed and then deleted an email address and U.K. address of the woman she claimed Tarabasov was with, captioning it, “It’s legal if you’re selling yourself and not a Russian from #moscow right my baby @e2505t,” and hashtagging Russian leader Vladimir Putin and U.S. presidential nominee Donald Trump.
Now that we’ve invoked Donald Trump, it’s time to discuss pregnancy!
That link leads to images of Lohan in her 2009 film Labor Pains, directing far more attention to that movie than it’s ever previously received. It’s unclear why Lohan went with the British spelling of “labour,” but that’s an investigation for another day.
Tarabasov’s Instagram account, meanwhile, is private.
Saint West, spawn of Kim and Kanye, has uttered his first words:
“He said Dada today, three times!” Kim told E! News exclusively at the MGM Grand nightclub Hakkasan in Las Vegas Friday night. “And I was like, ‘Wait what?’ Kanye was so excited, he was like, ‘I told him to say that.’ And I was like, just I really wanted him to say ‘Mama’ first.”
Kim also said some words, specifically, one particular lyric penned by her husband.
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