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Watch A Guy Tastefully Masturbate On Big Brother Live Feed

Last night in the Big Brother house, a male house guest, Lane, very stoically rubbed one out in the shower. We caught the entire 90-second spectacular on the live feeds. Enjoy!

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Earlier in the evening, the guys in the house were swapping sex stories. It must've worked Lane up into a lather of horniness to which he needed to attend. I like how he's pretending that he's cleaning his ear, so as not to arouse the suspicions of the cameras. I also like how he rinses off his right hand when he's done. Afterward, his buddy Hayden came in and said, "You're in the clear, man." Lane said, "You were supposed to tell me before!" I guess Hayden was supposed to make sure it was a safe time for Lane to jerk it, but Lane couldn't wait long enough for the go ahead.

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Dude masturbation always looks so... strained. It must be fun, but it doesn't really look that way. I'm just happy that guys don't look so weirdly agitated and focused during sex. That would be uncomfortable.