Twitter Hack Illuminates Celebrities' Insecurities

Twitter exploded today! I guess my dream of a world where Twitter runs our stock market, phones, and nuclear defense is still a ways off.less than a minute ago via web

Conan O’Brien
ConanOBrien

I feel so lonley!!!!! Lol 🙂 come back soon. I can’t live without yall!!! 🙁 can somebody send me some followers pls lol :). Let’s go!!!,less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

iamdiddy
iamdiddy

I will use my magical powers to fix this! Never fear @iamdiddy is here! HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! Nothing nor no one can keep us apart!:)less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

iamdiddy
iamdiddy

Turns out saying “abracadabra” doesn’t do shit.less than a minute ago via web

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack

OMG! NOOOO. Twitter says I have 0 followers! I think I just lost my heart into my toes…less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Tori Spelling
torianddean

@torianddean they are fixing the problem!less than a minute ago via web

Denise Richards
DENISE_RICHARDS

Imagine if this hacker put his/her talent 2 some worthy use. They could 1 day have more than a false sense of superiority. They’d #BOING ;^>less than a minute ago via web

Jim Carrey
JimCarrey

I appear to following no one and have no followers. Is this because I was mildly eggy earlier? Is anyone out there?less than a minute ago via mobile web

Simon Pegg
simonpegg

I was all like guys? Guys? GUYS? Ha ha ha. That’s funny right? That I thought I was alone. That’s funny isn’t it guys? Guys? GUYS?!!less than a minute ago via mobile web

Simon Pegg
simonpegg

Yeah… too quiet…less than a minute ago via web

Michael McKean
MJMcKean

At present, Twitter says I have zero followers… I’ve never felt so alone… But, I’ve made all this Kool-Aid…less than a minute ago via web

Kevin Pollak
kevinpollak

People freak out more when twitter crashes than the stock market. Next up: Senate Hearings on the Great Crash of 2010.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Mark Hoppus
markhoppus

Just when I was about to hit 200,000 followers I’m now back at 0. Maybe Twitter is like my old car—at 200K the odometer goes back to zero.less than a minute ago via Seesmic Web

Joy Behar
JoyVBehar

Thank you @twitter for fixing the “follow bug” so quickly. I was a little worried when I had 0 followers for a momentless than a minute ago via web

Martha Stewart
MarthaStewart

lol i HAVE NO FOLLOWERS!!!!!less than a minute ago via web

Questo of The Roots
questlove

lol i have 1,316,238 FOLLOWERS!!!less than a minute ago via web

Questo of The Roots
questlove