At varying points, Trump mocks Carlson for “assaulting” North Korea’s Kim Jong Un during Trump’s diplomatic trip to the country during his presidency; he lavished praise upon the appearance of Chinese President Xi Jinping’s translator (“She’s very beautiful. Well, today, they’ll say ‘that’s terrible, you’re not allowed to say that,’ but she was very professional.”); he elaborated that for him, the “real N-word” is “nuclear energy;” and he mused that there’s “just something wrong” with President Biden that he can’t put his finger on. In other words, Trump was fairly true to form, spewing out an hour of comical bullshit while Carlson’s face contorted into the full spectrum of his characteristically confused, highly meme-able expressions.

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As Rolling Stone noted, Carlson was merely “a passenger to his own interview.” Like those of us watching from home, he was simply along for the ride through Trump’s perennially scattered brain and almost childlike, overly active imagination. Visibly seething with irritation, the Fox host at one point told audiences directly that he had hoped the interview would delve more deeply into Trump’s criminal troubles: “We traveled to Mar-a-Lago today to interview the president on his recent arrest by a Democratic prosecutor, but once we sat down, we wound up talking mostly about foreign policy,” Carlson said. Well, we all hope for things, Tucker!

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Say what you will about Trump, but many have devoted their careers to trying to silence and humiliate Carlson, and few have done so as ably as the former president. Free idea: They should both retire from their respective careers and take this dueling comedy bit on the road.