In what is perhaps the epitome of slow-news-day journalism, TMZ posted a picture of Amanda Seyfried's dog mounting another dog and then reported it as a "rape." Your move, SVU producers.
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Wow. My dog is apparently not only a serial rapist, but also gay. Thank god TMZ exists to establish such things!