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This Is What Happens When Jeans, Leggings, & Underpants Mix

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When jeans mated with leggings, they begat jeggings. Then jeggings knocked boots with underwear, and created something horrifying for men. We should have known that a version for women was right around the corner. Ladies, meet Junderpants.

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We found these Junderpants at that veritable haven for fucked-up clothing, Rainbow. The cost: $2.99. Though waistband of this garment measures about 26 inches around, the label informs us that this is a "large." The fabric is 90% nylon and 10% Spandex, and the item was made in China.

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We coerced a friend to wear the Junderpants. Our model wears a size 0 or 2, and has a 27-inch waist. Again: The Junderpants are size large. Our model quite wisely kept her thong on. Even so, the junderpants hit about six or seven inches below our model's navel. Very very low-cut.

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We asked our model to tuck the thong in, so that the world may see Junderpants without any distractions. Junderpants!

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Please note the carefully illustrated whiskering, stud and pocket detail. Junderpants want so badly to look like real jeans.

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Imagine the meta mindfuck when you're getting undressed, and under your jeans you just see more jeans. Like a small tear in the space-time continuum.

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Junderpants do not offer what they call "full coverage."

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In fact, Junderpants just might be the most unflattering underwear a woman can choose. Congratulations, Junderpants!

Last, but not least: Witness Junderpants in action.

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