This Horizontal Shower Is Dope as Hell and You Need It Immediately

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According to Homes and Hues, this decadent shower was designed by Sieger Design, with interior design by Scienbein + Pier, and it includes six separate shower heads that produce six different "water bars" over a reclining space. Oh temptress, thy name is six separate shower heads that produce six different "water bars" over a reclining space.

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I can see how this might be awesomely helpful for people who can't sit (or can't stand), but for me it would strictly about laziness. Just let a towel boy feed me peeled grapes and sponge me as I lay under this unnatural rainfall. (Just put it next to my infinity bathtub, kthxbai.)

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[Homes and Hues]

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arischwartz
Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark

Rant time. Shower lovers will be angered.

I'm going to be a sourpuss and say, "No." Because, frankly, all I want in a bathroom is a Japanese-style tub and bathroom where I can soak my entire body without worrying about the bathtub overflowing. None of this fancy twenty water jets spraying my toes with variable speeds and pulses.

I want a big, deep, hot bathtub in which I can soak. That's it. Also, please keep the toilet out of the room where I bathe. Thanks.

But shy of buying a house in the $650k+ range in this hellhole of a county of oranges, you can't find a bathtub that can fit anyone larger than a 5-year-old.

Gahhhh.