The Political Question of Our Time: Which of the Characters From Succession Didn't Vote for Trump?
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Though I generally defer to the vast wisdom of my colleague Ashley Reese on matters relating to politics and mint chocolate, as Jezebel’s two leading Succession experts, our opinions vary wildly. For instance, I believe Kendall Roy is incredibly hot, and Ashley is wrong but respects my rightness. Here are our predictions for the least important election question you will read today or perhaps ever: How would the characters from Succession vote?
Logan Roy
Emily: Trump supporter, Trump financial backer, close personal friend of Mitch McConnell, forces whatever child he’s currently mad at to answer the phone and tell Lindsey Graham he’s too busy to play golf this weekend or ever.
Ashley: Absolutely voted for Trump. I mean, he thinks Trump is an absolute idiot, but he’s a convenient one. His news network would basically be a Trump propaganda vehicle.
Connor Roy
Emily: Wrote in Marianne Williamson.
Ashley: Connor has always given me libertarian vibes, so I’m going with him voting for Jo Jorgensen. However, he has presidential aspirations of his own, so maybe he’d write himself in.
Kendall Roy
Emily: He votes how his dad tells him. Doesn’t want to, talks to some blow about it.
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